The Patriot Post® · Tuesday Funnies

Fred Thompson: “During a speech in Poland, President Obama said ‘governments exist to lift up their people.’ Might work better if they stopped trying to lift them up by their taxes.”

Fred Thompson: “The Department of Justice is creating a special law enforcement group to investigate those it designates as domestic terrorists. They’ll start work as soon as they get that Tea Party list from the IRS.”

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Frank J. Fleming: “Obama had no significant achievements as a senator. Hillary has no significant achievements as a senator AND secretary of state. #Upgrade”

Frank J. Fleming: “After Bill’s presidency, the Clintons struggled to get by. The reason Hillary did nothing about Benghazi is because she was busy couponing.”

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Argus Hamilton: “The White House poll numbers showed a loss of confidence in foreign policy Friday. The administration remains defiant. Susan Rice was asked to comment on this past weekend’s big anniversary and she declared that O.J. Simpson served NBC Sports with honor and distinction.”

Argus Hamilton: “The White House made no apologies Thursday for agreeing with the Taliban to hand over five Taliban leaders in exchange for Bergdahl. They had good reason for not consulting with Congress about the swap. It’s against U.S. government policy to negotiate with Republicans.”

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Jimmy Kimmel: Putincize