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Jim in Alabama
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 4:26 PM

Good points, all. Seriously.

But you're forgetting that same sex marriage still discriminates against the Bi-People, and, God knows, I can't figure out what it does for the Trans-People. And what about those Multi-People? It only stands to reason that Schizophrenic Multiple Personality People (who we now KNOW are all born that way) should need multiple marriage partners! And what about People that get Animated by Animals? (I kind of wonder if my wife doesn't prefer our cats to me anyway). So you don't have to worry. If all goes according to plan after the next generation of marriage re-shaping, there will Guys and Gals and Puppy Dogs Spouses and really weird Frankensteinian experimental Multiple Sex Organ Transplant People, enough to go around to entertain all the children and ensure a truly healthy balance in their developmental processes.

Isn't it really Cool to live in such times of amazing sanity!

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