Now this headline is just plain hilarious. Evidently, Snow Patrol (no, not THAT Snow Patrol -- I'm talking police) has been hit with an "assault snowball."

While last weekend's epic Blizzard Nemo was busy burying the Northeast, a Boston University student was arrested for throwing a snowball at an officer.

According to CBS Boston:

A Boston University student was arrested after a massive snowball fight Friday night. Police say the student, who is not being identified, allegedly hit an officer with a snowball.

The incident happened as BU police were dispersing a crowd of students at the Esplanade during the blizzard Friday night.

Who knows what the student allegedly did, but what an ironic story in light of today's buzz on gun control.

I suppose we can add snow control to the list. Oh, wait, that's what the global warming argument is all about, along with asteroids ... or something.