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Four Minutes to Explain All That Is Wrong With America
Very often, I am asked to sum up for politics-minded colleagues just what I think is so terribly wrong with the American economy. It's always difficult to encapsulate all of America's fiscal problems in a few sentences -- everything from devastating crime to rising poverty levels, from inflated real estate values to bank bailouts, comes into play. Barrels of ink have been spilled on this topic, and barrels more will follow them.
In short, it's almost impossible to sum up what's wrong with America's economy while standing on one leg.
Unless your name is Mr. EBT. EBT, for those who are too ignorant to know how their tax dollars are spent, stands for Electronic Benefit Transfer. Essentially, state governments distribute welfare payments via a credit card (EBT). Most major food outlets take EBT as a form of cash. States cannot charge sales tax on any items bought with an EBT.
Just who is Mr. EBT, though? He's a self-titled rapper who just came out with a new YouTube sensation titled "My EBT." Yes, he wears the traditional rapper get-up of a straight-brimmed hat and baggy pants. But look beyond the clothing and see something deeper -- the sort of leech who is bankrupting our society.
In a three minute, 51-second song, Mr. EBT champions his eponymous card -- or rather, his sister's EBT card. (Yes, that's fraud.) Because, as we all know, government dependency is a family value. As he wanders aimlessly through the aisles of corner stores, he chants, "Sandwiches, chips, Snickers, Twix ... I'm eating good. Potato chips ... a big box of Oreos ... cereal, Kix ... my EBT, my EBT...walking down the ave', there's food I got a hunger for." He doesn't have a hunger for grammar, but he has hunger for taxpayer cash. "It's the EBT, it's not food stamps," he says. "If I don't have my card, I use someone else's!"
Welcome to Obama's America, where shame is no longer allowed. If you steal my money so that you can make videos about stealing my money, at the very least, hide the video in your basement. Don't post it on YouTube. But the majority of those who live off the taxpayer dole don't merely champion their sucking from the taxpayer teat, they see it as their God-given right.
This culture of entitlement doesn't start at the bottom; it starts at the top. It doesn't have to do with race, or with class. It has to do with a basic human tendency to accept what we are given and assume that we deserve it. There is a reason that the heads of Solyndra still do not see what they did wrong in blowing nearly half-a-billion dollars. After all, they were entitled to it. For the same reason, those who receive EBT cards and "swipe! swipe!" away do not see a problem.
The EBT mentality has destroyed the American economy. People who can't afford mortgages thought they were entitled to mortgages simply by virtue of living in America. People who gave them those mortgages thought they were entitled to bailouts, simply because the federal government had always bailed them out. Presenting human beings with EBTs of any form -- be it loopholes, benefits or bailouts -- perverts the human spirit of individualism. It changes the nature of aspirations by changing the baseline. If, at baseline, we have only our own skills and resources to work with, we aspire to maximize those skills and resources in order to benefit in every possible way. If, at baseline, we are given money from other sources, we aspire to maximize that money and then benefit from it. Dependency is a cycle, and America is deep in its throes.
We will not exit that cycle until those like Mr. EBT -- assuming he is not the world's most clever satirist -- are held to account. Track him down, take away his EBT card and tell him to get a job. If he's clever enough to put up a YouTube video that garners him 150,000 views, he's clever enough to flip a burger rather than living off the rest of us. The same holds true of Solyndra. If they're clever enough to grab $500 million of public money, they should be clever enough to run a business without that $500 million.
It's time to end the EBT mentality and restore the mentality of individualism and liberty. Otherwise, we'll all end up on the EBT in the near term, and the country will end up bankrupt in the long term.
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16 Comments
mumsie
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 8:25 AM
When I saw the video I assumed that he was a satirist.
JohnH
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 9:03 AM
In order for a satirist to achieve his desired outcome, he must first have an audience that knows satire when they see it. Problem is, many of those who view the rap video of Mr. EBT are the very ones that see it as truth, not satire. Lack of education, morals, self motivation, and personal responsibility makes the use of satire futile. Especially when the subject is supposed entitlement! The satire, in this case, is closer to the truth of the matter.
JJStryder
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 9:55 AM
The country is broke and I find nothing funny about some lazy jerk using my hard earned money to mock me. In fact I'm outraged by it. The fact that nothing will happen to this( I'm really trying hard not to write a profanity) parasite announcing to the world his fraud. But if I miss a tax payment, the IRS is all over me. What is wrong with us?He is the kind of people that will break the glass of your city when they find out that the gravy train is over. Because we're broke!
Tex Horn
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 10:58 AM
EBT = Ebony Boneheaded Tyrant = the Obamanation.
An2net
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Here in Hawaii there are a lot of folks abusing EBT...kills me to see someone with all their gold/diamond jewelry, holding a set of Lexus car keys then paying for high grade sashimi/steaks with an EBT.
mumsie
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 12:04 PM
When I saw the video I assumed that he was a satirist.
Jonathan Sipe
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 3:19 PM
The people receiving the EBT bennifits buy steaks, soft drinks, chips, and cookies with their cards. The least we could do is require them to only be able to buy low fat, low calarie, low sugar foods with their bennefits. But the way it is now they can get whatever they want with it including a Big Mac. It is rediculous. The government provides them with more expesive food than I can afford every week after working a full time job. Why are we rewarding the lazy? Maybe the law should state that if you pull out an EBT card at the grocery store while talking on your $300 dollar cell phone with Blue Tooth and all the options and apps under the sun and your Lexus is parked in the parking lot, in the handicapped spot so that you won't get your $200 sneakers too dirty by not having to walk too far then the cashier is allowed to pull out a big pair of scissors and cut your card up and ban you from the program fo life. Wouldn't that be nice. The best thing to do is just do away with all of the entitlement programs.
Charles Stevenson
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 4:12 PM
gimme a break. Of course it's satire.And take a look: We have met his audience and he is us.
Abu Nudnik
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 4:57 PM
I once had a well-meaning friend say the government should just pay drug dealers 40,000 a year not to deal drugs. I love the guy. He explained it costs 100 grand to keep a dealer in the joint so it's a deal. He really doesn't see the dealer would just take the 40K and continue to deal. Really! Some liberals really are kind of goofy and naive.
MoeLarryCurly
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 6:08 PM
We taxpayers need a bailout too...pay off all our mortgages (starting with the people who file form 1040A). There would be some actual accountability to where the money was spent (in lieu of bailing out the banks and not knowing where the money went) and then we'll have extra money to spend...helps the economy...more money to tax us again...
Ol'Joe
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 10:08 PM
EBT? Are we sure it does not mean, "Elect Barack Twice", essentially the same thing?
LutherHeggs
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Gov't employees at useless, wasteful, fascist institutions like the DEA, CIA, DOD, DHS, ATF, etc. use gov't credit cards and are wasting 100x as much money as the Food Stampers. Also, why are you having a heart attack over Solyndra? $500 million? That's chump change! What about the trillions that were wasted propping up crooked banks on Wall Street? Hey, Ben, if you wanna change the world and make it a better place...quit hiding behind your computer screen and get out there and hang out with EBTers. Get to be their friend! Educate them! Encourage them! Show them how to be prosperous! Do you have the guts to work one and one with some of God's other children and help lift them up to a better place, Ben? Or just point fingers at them and mock them?
pete
Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 5:39 PM
You're asking for a return of the old whine, "Flippin' mufun burgers be benee my mufun dignty, mufur!"
Jekyll Island
Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 9:18 PM
He is making fun of the situation - don't get mad at the performer get mad at the situation
Rap Afficianado
Sunday, September 25, 2011 at 7:44 AM
Seriously? The only thing I object to about the video is that its pretty lame rap. It's obviously satire. Leave getting one's panties in a bunch over meaningless issues to liberals and focus on something meaningful.