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Holmes Simons in Tampa, Florida
Saturday, June 2, 2012 at 7:50 AM

Burt, your clearly articulated strategy is likely to place you at the top of Goober's "kill list." Why haven't the other elected public servants and elder statesmen been asking these questions for the past four years? I can only assume that they and Mitt are fearful of appearing to do that which might offend the 45% of the electorate that are going to vote for Goober anyhow. They are all a part of the "Buffoon Conspiracy", a bunch of pussyfooters with no feet.

Mitt was able to get some sun over Memorial Day and is sporting a pretty good tan. Rumor has it that Goober is going to mandate the Presidential Debates be televised only in black & white. He thinks this will give him an advantage in convincing voters that, in fact, he is the black candidate.

PS: Some personal advice: Coming soon to a CA neighborhood near you - Prefabricated Drone Shelters with the rooftop message, "Please don't kill me, Mr. President. I love chocolate colored nuts." Buy one!

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