Pepin the Short in G-Vegas
Tuesday, June 12, 2012 at 11:32 AM

We've got to stop talking about this 'Star Spangled Banner' nonsense.

You see, every time I hear about this yokel and whatever stupidity he spouted on his no-name show, I find myself drawn insatiably to my recording of Rachmaninov playing 'The Star Spangled Banner' on the piano.

It's beautiful, short though it is, but I'm sure my roommates are tired of hearing it.