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Colbert's Campus Coddlers
On July 9, Washington Post media reporter Paul Farhi composed a puff piece to honor Stephen Colbert, "fake news" commentator and satirical fake conservative. It turns out Colbert is becoming an "obsession in academia," with a new collegiate submersion in "Truthinessology."
Let us agree that he can be very funny. Let's also agree that his satire being taken seriously by academia says something about the state of academia.
It also says something about those in the press who agree. Farhi winked in his story that this obsession is a problem, but then unfurled a long list of academic tributes. Parents are now paying tens of thousands of dollars each year for their children to skateboard around boring old Aristotle and Locke and instead immerse themselves in the study of smirking liberal TV wise-crackers.
Colbert, we are told, is a television icon already, like CBS legend Edward R. Murrow. This would be more upsetting if Murrow weren't in reality one partisan hack in a long line of truth-mangling CBS News partisan hacks.
Professor Geoffrey Baym proclaimed, "I'm sure there are still a lot more books out there on CBS News and Edward R. Murrow, but you could argue that the emergence of satire news at this level is an important phenomenon that I don't think we still completely understand." Baym wrote a book titled "From Cronkite to Colbert: The Evolution of Broadcast News."
Maybe we don't understand because it's nonsensical. I get it that liberals believe in evolution, but do they really think journalism is growing more profound by transforming from long-form documentaries on migrant workers to Colbert's self-promotional, punchline-packed congressional testimony on migrant workers?
Apparently, they do.
This is Baym's dustcover Colbert-smooching: "'From Cronkite to Colbert' makes the case that rather than fake news, those shows should be understood as a new kind of journalism, one that has the potential to save the news and reinvigorate the conversation of democracy in today's society."
Translation: We had to destroy the news in order to save it.
Baym noted that there are "still a lot more books" on Murrow and CBS, but Amazon will quickly assemble for its consumers a wagonload of fake-news flattery oozing out of supposedly sober academe:
-- "The Stewart/Colbert Effect: Essays on the Real Impacts of Fake News" (with Jon Stewart and Colbert on the cover);
-- "And Nothing but the Truthiness: The Rise (and Further Rise) of Stephen Colbert" (Colbert on the cover);
-- "The Daily Show and Rhetoric: Arguments, Issues, and Strategies" (Stewart on the cover)
-- "Satire TV: Politics and Comedy in the Post-Network Era" (Colbert on the cover);
-- "Entertaining Politics: Satiric Television and Political Engagement" (Stewart and Barack Obama on the cover).
This is a partial list (one mostly different from a Post list of treatises). Farhi reported, "The college crowd says Colbert is worthy of study because his single-character political satire is unique in the annals of television. His character, an egomaniacal right-wing gasbag, connects him to a long Western satirical tradition going all the way back to the Roman poet Horace and the ancient Greek playwright Sophocles."
Obviously, these educators wouldn't insult the ancient Romans and Greeks to make comparisons to a conservative topical comedian like Dennis Miller. Professor Don Waisanen analyzed Miller after his turn to the right and lamented that he was "disoriented" and his humor was destined to "neuter socio-political action."
Professors, being professorial, add gravitas to the unbearable lightness of their comedic heroes by applying jargon, explaining that Colbert and Stewart ably employ "parodic polyglossia," "satirical specificity" and "contextual clash" to evoke both laughter and social change.
Farhi even found one super-fan: Penn State Professor Sophia McClennen. McClennen compares Colbert to Ben Franklin and Mark Twain as one of the greatest satirists in our nation's entire 236-year history and argues that "our democracy is in a tough spot now, when corporations are exercising increasing power over government, and that Colbert captures this moment as they did."
I bet even Colbert laughed at that.
As much as liberals claim to treasure irony, McClennen didn't grasp that Colbert is "exercising increasing power over government" through a large media corporation called Viacom. This corporation's greedy devotion to the bottom line led them to spit on those obsessed academics who watch Colbert and Stewart via satellite on DirecTV. Viacom not only cut off 20 million subscribers to DirecTV after a failed attempt to wring an estimated $1 billion in additional carriage fees, but they removed online streaming of full episodes on the Comedy Central website.
After all, applying "parodic polyglossia" to promote progressive politics is only worthwhile if a corporation is maximizing their profits. That is certainly a "contextual clash" the academics were not expecting.
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11 Comments
sfj in Alabama
Friday, July 13, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Cronkites "news" was also fake. Who can believe any of these gas-bags anymore? That includes the arrogant bill o'reilly too.
Steve in Arizona
Sunday, July 15, 2012 at 10:56 PM
Yea, Bill O'Rielly... He's only good for 3 things: raising my blood pressure, feeding Colbert wIth jokes and ruining the falafel market.
Robinius in Broomfield, Colorado
Friday, July 13, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Viacom is currently depriving me of the shows I like most on TVLand. I see nothing wrong with this, as it is the way free markets work. Viacom will get their new rates or they will lose revenue. Irony I see, but there is nothing to fault Viacom for.
wjm in Colorado
Friday, July 13, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Viacom promotes filth and degerneacy, nothing worth watching.
wjm in Colorado
Friday, July 13, 2012 at 3:32 PM
that is degeneracy, i hate typing.
Rosie in CO
Friday, July 13, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Yes, it shows.
sfj in Alabama
Friday, July 13, 2012 at 8:52 PM
As does your arrogance.
Armyofone in Minnesota
Saturday, July 14, 2012 at 3:39 AM
Now that fakenews has become realnews it's time to shut down these nonews albatrosses. Truthiness is just another word for lies!
Ct-Tom in NC
Saturday, July 14, 2012 at 7:59 AM
So, why doesn't DirecTV offer the Viacom pkg separately and charge accordingly? I don't watch any of their channels and would be happy to have them unbundled.
sunforester in left coast
Sunday, July 15, 2012 at 1:58 PM
My alumni association must have me on speed-dial, because they keep calling me for my generous donations to help eager students attend my old school. I finally had to tell them no, they are going in the wrong direction, and I will not support them in turning out young adults fit for nothing but begging money to run NGOs in foreign countries, or securing fat government paychecks as policymakers to run our lives as little dictators.
We need colleges that prepare our best and brightest for the real world, and Colbert's world is not real. Colbert panders to those who trivialize the issues, challenges and dangers of the real world into a well-packaged, attractive fantasy that misleads trusting young people into believing that what Colbert and his backers say is reality. Our teachers and professors have betrayed our children into believing that our world is what they see on television, and Bozell for years has well covered the folly and fallacy of that belief.
I will keep telling my alumni association that they will not get a dime of my money until they stop making education all about their administration's and faculty's self-serving priorities and agenda. I will be happy to help sponsor young minds in college only when college starts actually preparing them to understand and succeed in a world that responds well to useful skills and the desire to earn money honestly, not beg or steal it from others.
Bo from Texas in Fredericksburg, Tx.
Sunday, July 15, 2012 at 11:18 PM
@Sunforester- I am doing the same thing with two universities that do not seem to have a clue why the graduated conservatives are not hot to contribute money. Unfortunately, my messages seem to be getting stuck at the level of freshman scholarshiped students whose jobs it is to make hundreds of telephone calls to alumni to "earn" their scholarships.