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The Feds' War on ... Buckyballs!
It's come to this: In the name of protecting parents from their own lack of responsibility and common sense, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission is waging all-out war on an innovative consumer product company in New York.
The vengeful, destructive feds won't stop until the world is safe from tiny, magnetic Buckyballs -- and until every last job created by the firm is wiped out.
Where are the defenders of American innovation and entrepreneurship when you need them? While the White House doles out billions of taxpayer dollars to failed crony ventures, this phenomenally successful toy maker is fighting for its life.
Last week, the agency filed an "administrative complaint" against the manufacturer/distributor of Buckyballs and Buckycubes, New York-based Maxfield and Oberton Holdings LLC. The legal action -- only the second of its kind in 11 years -- seeks to stop all sales of Buckyballs products, force a recall and order full refunds. According to the bureaucrats, "dozens of young children and teenagers swallowed" the adult desk toy, causing "internal injuries requiring surgeries."
A dozen swallowing incidents have been linked by the CPSC to Buckyballs since 2009. Compare that to the estimated 30,000 emergency room visits that occur every year as a result of children swallowing government-minted coins.
There are no fewer than five cautionary labels on every Buckyballs or Buckycubes product box; the company distributes an educational video on the dangers of swallowing the toys. And Maxfield and Oberton has cooperated with the government on safety policy since its inception.
Yet, several feckless retailers (including Brookstone, Amazon and Urban Outfitters) under the regulatory gun have already yanked the magnets from their virtual and physical shelves despite the company's clear warnings that Buckyballs and Buckycubes are for adults -- not children.
"Obviously the bureaucrats see danger everywhere, and those responsible people -- like our company who have vigorously promoted safety and appropriate use of our products -- gets put out of business by an unfair and arbitrary process," Craig Zucker, founder and CEO of Maxfield and Oberton, said in a statement.
Obama's big-business pals sit on do-nothing jobs councils and host countless dog-and-pony shows touting their commitment to "Startup America." But when a 3-year-old startup that has earned $50 million in sales all on its own faces ruthless bureaucratic extinction, the government jobs blowhards are nowhere to be found.
The Obama administration has issued thousands of waivers to union donors and other politically connected recipients to protect them from onerous federal health care regulations. Where's the usurper-in-chief's special executive order to keep the CPSC's hands off of America's Buckyballs?
"I don't understand how and why they did this without following their own rules before allowing us to make our case," Zucker said. "It almost seems like they simply wanted to put our products and industry out of business."
The magnetic toy company is not alone. The heavy-handed CPSC is notorious for imposing nonsensical rules that have decimated small businesses across the country. A hysterical overreaction to lead in children's toys three years ago ushered in a trial lawyer-friendly nationwide witch hunt against handmade toymakers, manufacturers of artisanal books, sellers of musical instruments and other educational entrepreneurs.
Richard Woldenberg of the family-run Learning Resources, Inc., summed up the nosybodies run amok last year:
"As directed by Congress, the CPSC has dutifully banned the sale of rhinestones to children, ended the era of youth model ATVs and forbidden the use of brass bushings in toy car wheel assemblies. Why? They might emit a single atom of lead! ... Advocates have never produced victim case histories to justify the draconian rules and simply wag their fingers at anyone daring to question their cherished law."
In 2001, I reported on the CPSC's crackdown on baby bath seats -- which was based on dubious fatality statistics that whitewashed parents' idiotic decisions to leave infants alone in the seats or with younger siblings who dumped the babies into the tubs to drown. According to the manufacturers, all but three of the bath-seat deaths cited by the feds over the past two decades occurred when a child was left alone.
Government paternalism is wreaking havoc on the economy. They have self-made entrepreneurs who refuse to play their games by the balls. The Nanny State is not a lifesaver. It is a self-serving serial job-killer.
If America's builders don't stand together, the American Dream won't last for long.
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13 Comments
Mike in Indianapolis in Indianapolis, IN
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 8:42 AM
I'm confused. Are there reports of small children becoming stuck to refrigerators? Next we'll see a new standard for refrigerators that forces manufacturers to retrofit them with fiberglass doors, so that irresponsible parents don't have to worry about their toddlers not being able to get out of the kitchen.
JTG in Indiana
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Buckyballs simply did not follow protocol. Had they packaged these with condoms, there wouldn't be an issue.
rab in jo, mo
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 9:14 AM
One would think that the progressive Darwinists would see the swallowing of Buckyballs as natural selection. If you're stupid enough to not only put one in your mouth, but swallow it as well, maybe it's a good thing that you are removed from the gene pool.
Sammy in Kansas
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 9:17 AM
The government wants to prove once and for all that you cannot build a business on your own. You have to have their approval first. Of course that comes with a large donation to the lib campaign fund.
OKBecky in Tulsa, OK
Thursday, August 2, 2012 at 12:35 AM
The donation comes in the form of lawyer fees. Trial lawyers are among the highest donors to Democrats.
OzzWorx in Fullerton
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Who are these CPSC people? We should do like the libs, mob their houses, scare their children, and be sure they don't get a wink of sleep.
Holmes Simons in Tampa
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Michelle, federal regulations are just another tool in Goober's box to reduce business profit, increase unemployment, and destroy the American economy - his end game. Did you hear his recent speech in which he stated, "Our policies are working."? They are working, and if Americans do not wake up before the tipping point is reached, they will awaken one morning to find that all of their assets have been rendered worthless and the one place to get food for their family is from the Obamavan coming soon to a neighborhood near you.
Tex Horn in Texas
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 10:50 AM
I'm surprised that these guilty children who have swallowed buckyballs have not been jailed or sentenced to life imprisonment. Buckyball swallower today, killer tomorrow. I'm surprised Bloomberg hasn't suggested a law that dictates a parent cannot buy but one buckyball at a time. A full magazine of buckyballs is only necessary for military children. Yeah, you guessed it, this is all a joke about looney liberales.
OKBecky in Tulsa, OK
Thursday, August 2, 2012 at 12:37 AM
Or rather, the adults who made Buckyballs available in the house, instead of storing them in locked cabinets where no one would see them. Those are the irresponsible people who should be supervised by Child Protective Services and made to go to reeducation camp.
Jim Hawthorne in Denver, CO
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 12:05 PM
It's completely unreasonable that the CPSC would try to ban magnets that already have warnings. But Obama has little to do with it. If you want to stop the magnet prohibition, then go sign savemagnets.com, but there's no point in trashing obamacare. If you didn't notice, there's always been socialized healthcare, and it's called the Emergency Room! Anything else, is a step in the right direction.
wjm in Colorado
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Right, a step FORWARD into marxist statist tyranny, you seem to resemble those described by Lenin, Jim in Denver, where the unarmed sheeple roam in slavery to the state.
Daryl in Hiwasse
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 8:45 PM
guess that check did not get there otherwise we would never know. so instead, why not talk to amazon and company and demand the product? why not start emailing CPSC and demand respect for small business afer all they are the ones that are about to get a good reaming tax wise....oh and a few letters to the pres. would not hurt either, make the wheel squeak loudly!!!
Robinius in Broomfield, Colorado
Thursday, August 2, 2012 at 12:51 AM
I was roughing up a block of rosin for my mother's violin bow and the sand paper took a layer of skin off an area of one of my fingers. It smarted. I looked and there was no cautionary label on the sand paper. Do I call the CPSC so they can destroy 3M? Do I call OSHA to shut 3M down? Do I call one of those tacky lawyers who advertise on TV? I'm so confused! Thank God for the Government - they'll take care of me! Won't they?