Doktor Riktor Von Zhades in Western KY
Thursday, August 9, 2012 at 8:08 AM

"But most Americans prefer sports that don't require using one's own head as a bat."

Did not George Will recently write a rather disparaging essay on the evils of NFL football injuries? I now put forth that soccer be fully investigated for allowing one to hit a ball with one's head. I demand that safety regulations be put into place to protect the aforementioned head(s). No more hitting with the head(s)! At the very least the ball should now be made of the same materials as that of a Nerf Ball!

Oh the horror of the injuries that surely must have occurred during this rough and physical sport of third world and European nations.

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