The Patriot Post® · Tuesday Short Cuts

The BIG Lie

“I was with him. [Trump] called the Americans in the cemetery from World War I ‘suckers and losers.’” —Joe Biden

Grand Delusions

“I wanted to make sure I was right that the average voter out there still wanted Joe Biden, and I’m confident they do.” —Joe Biden

“The American public is not going to move away from me.” —Joe Biden

Delusions of Grandeur

“I’m not bad at what I do.” —Joe Biden

“I’m the most qualified person … and I know how to get things done.” —Joe Biden

“If I stop now, I go down in history as a pretty successful president. No one thought I could get done what we got done.” —Joe Biden

“You deserve a commander-in-chief who serves with integrity and wisdom and character.” —Jill Biden

Non Compos Mentis

“I’ll feel as long as I gave it my all and I did the goodest [sic] job as I know I can do, that’s what this is about.” —Joe Biden

“I’ve been testing myself. … It drives me nuts people talking about this.” —Joe Biden (“I too have been testing myself and I am now a nuclear physicist.” —Ben Shapiro)

Belly Laugh of the Day

“Biden's mental fitness could have been better covered leading up to the debate, some White House reporters acknowledge.” —CNN headline

Braying Jenny

“I don’t care if he’s pooped his pants. I don’t care if he can’t put a sentence together. … I might not like everything you’re doing … but I’m gonna stand behind you.” —"The View" co-host Whoopi Goldberg on Joe Biden (“If there’s anywhere to stand after someone pooped his pants, it’s probably not behind him.” —Nate Jackson)

Baghdad Bobs

“He defied expectations.” —Deputy Biden Campaign Manager Quentin Fulks regarding the George Stephanopoulos pre-recorded interview

“Make no mistake about it: This campaign is in a strong position.” —Quentin Fulks

“We have now created a total of 15.7 million jobs.” —White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre

For the Record

“Pretty incredible how a White House that demanded Americans show a medical record to keep their job now demand medical privacy when questions are asked about the neurological health of the President of the United States.” —Katie Pavlich

“With Russia collusion, they were inventing things we couldn’t see and trying to convince us that they happened. With the Biden cognitive failures, they were trying to convince us that something we all saw didn’t happen and wasn’t happening.” —William Jacobson

“If Biden’s mental health is fine and assertions to the contrary are untrue, the quickest way to resolve the issue is to take a test. Not to do so suggests the president is covering up something potentially serious.” —Cal Thomas

“I think President Biden politically is as dead as fried chicken. … You can’t successfully run for president of the United States when your campaign slogan is, ‘I’m only senile some of the time.’” —Senator John Kennedy (R-LA)

Insight

“A free people ought not only to be armed, but disciplined.” —George Washington (1732-1799)