The Patriot Post® · Tuesday Short Cuts

Non Compos Mentis

“We know eating isn’t always a top priority this month. We respect that. But for those of you who are… prepping… we have an extensive lineup of high-fiber recipes available. Happy Pride.” —HelloFresh with some truly disgusting marketing for homosexual men

Dumb & Dumber

“It’s like your spouse being murdered.” —Scott Pelley on the firing of political activists from “60 Minutes”

“There’s a subtle political bias that I’ve never seen at ‘60 Minutes’ before.” —Scott Pelley on Bari Weiss’s leadership

Touché

“I’ve given you enough time. You ought to straighten out your press. Because you know what? A country can never be great with a dishonest press.” —President Donald Trump ending his interview with “Meet the Press” anchor Kristen Welker

For the Record

“In just one night, Peru was able to count nearly 20 million ballots in their presidential election. It has now taken California nearly a week to count less than 10 million ballots in their primary for Governor.” —CJ Pearson

“We found 200,000 dead people getting food stamps. We found half a million people that were getting more than one benefit — and y'all, this was in the red states. The blue states wouldn’t give us the data.” —Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins

“You are going to see more ICE agents than you have ever seen in New York City. And it’s coming. I just reviewed an operational plan. I’m not going to tell you exactly when it’s going to happen, but it’s coming. … I’m keeping my promise. We are going to send more ICE agents to New York because you took away the efficiencies of safe arrests in county jails.” —border czar Tom Homan

Re: The Left

“The notion that Americans live in a nation of deep-seated systemic and cultural racism is a foundational belief of the American left. Having a bunch of cartoonishly racist groups running around the country not only perpetuates the myth but helps raise money. But a far more vital objective of the SPLC is destroying the reputations of effective legitimate organizations that are involved in mainstream political debates that have absolutely nothing to do with racism or extremism.” —David Harsanyi

Upright

“Republican leaders have moved beyond symbolic resistance to Pride Month and are increasingly advancing proclamations and policies promoting the nuclear family.” —Tony Perkins

And Last…

“PRO TIP: if you voted to replace the word mother with ‘gestating parent’ you’re not an activist, you’re a MORON.” —Jimmy Failla