The Patriot Post® · Fun Facts About the AR-15

Given the made-up news about the AR-15 and the Navy Yard shooting, humorist Frank J. Fleming decided to make up some new facts about the rifle. Here are a few:

The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired.

The part that makes the AR-15 so extra deadly is the handle on top. The AR-15 would be used in less murders if it were more inconvenient to carry.

Bullets that are normally harmless will kill instantly when fired out of the AR-15.

If you find yourself surrounded by AR-15, know that they will fire automatically if they sense fear.

If you are shot by an AR-15, you become one.

Read the rest at Fleming’s site.