The Patriot Post® · All About the Benjamins

“A glitzier, high-tech version of America’s $100 bill is rolling off the presses and headed for wallets soon,” reports CBS News. “Despite years of production-related delays, the updated $100 bill has undergone a major makeover that includes a color-changing ink well, 3-D security ribbon, and more texture on Benjamin Franklin’s collar.”

No word on the rumor that Franklin’s collar will now read “Payable to Red China.”