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Dial 1-800-F**KYO for ObamaCare

Oh the irony!

Oct. 3, 2013

If you need to get in touch with DemoCare officials for any questions regarding health exchanges, the Obama administration has kindly set up a convenient hotline for you.

It’s behind those numbers that raise a few eyebrows. “After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message,” reports the Daily Caller. “For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obama’s message is: 1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C ) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O). That’s 1-800-F**KYO.”

“HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius made the MSM blitz by announcing the website, glitches and all, and the national call-in center, which is 1-800-318-2596,” explains HotAir’s Duane Patterson. “Now to make this work, you have to skip the 1, because on a phone keypad, no letters are assigned to the number 1. But spell out the rest, and this is what you get.”

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