The Patriot Post® · Monday Funnies

Frank J. Fleming: “Sounds like the only responsible thing to do now is fire everyone in the IRS just to be on the safe side. I didn’t mean to be a white male.”

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Argus Hamilton: “Obama slipped his press detail for the second straight day Wednesday and he went to his favorite burger joint. This restaurant may have the world’s best security now. That’s because the president traded them five Secret Service agents for a full bag of cheese fries.”

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Conan O'Brien: “Former President George H. W. Bush turned 90 and celebrated by going skydiving. So if you include Obama, there were two presidents in free-fall.”

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Seth Meyers: “Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly 1918 Spanish flu virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I’m not a scientist, but this is how pandemics start.”