The Patriot Post® · EPA Waste Regulations Are Failing in Their Own Bathroom

Evidently, the EPA hallway pooping scandal is not yet resolved at the Region 8 office in Denver. According to the Washington Free Beacon, “Region 8 has been battling bathroom incidents since December 2013, when someone urinated ‘on the toilet seat and the floor.’ The next month a ‘trail of poop leading out in hallway’ was found outside the men’s bathroom.” Waste and other bodily fluids have been smeared on the walls, and the agency was forced to increase security as the fecal bandit remains on the loose. Once again, we’ll suggest this helpful instructional video: “How to poop at work.”