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How to Make a Million Bucks Running an Indiana Pizza Parlor

Apr. 6, 2015

Maybe someone will blame this one on Hillary Clinton’s vast right-wing conspiracy. After a reporter asked Indiana pizzeria Memories Pizza if it would cater a same-sex marriage ceremony, the mom-and-pop pizza pie factory said no, they wouldn’t. Enraged that someone would dare utter a legitimate expression of religious conscience, leftists grabbed their pitchforks and torches to protest the restaurant into oblivion. In response, a producer from The Blaze set up a donation page on GoFundMe. The producer, Lawrence Jones, said, “The intent was to help the family stave off the burdensome cost of having the media parked out front, activists tearing them down, and no customers coming in. Our goal was simply to help take one thing off this family’s plate as the strangers sought to destroy them.” To date, the page brought $842,592 and the Left can only explain the phenomenon as some sort of conspiracy. The pizzeria knew it would make a killing by playing the controversy, they somehow reason. Or decent people, upset that the Left would go after anybody and everybody that disagrees with them, voted with their dollars, instead of staying silent. More…

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