First, Obama wrecked America, and Conservatives cried out for freedom
Republicans were excited at the chance of taking White House
Then along came Trump
And he said he would “Make America Great Again”
And then he said something about Megyn Kelly “bleeding from wherever”
Conservatives couldn’t believe what they were hearing.
They were hesitant to give their blessing
So Trump insulted them
And they realized he was totally nuts
And Trump supporters were all like
Some Republicans said “Come at me, bro.”
While others said…
And Trump supporters were all like
The only solution was to unite the clans
And so they joined together
And they fought Trump
But Trump kept winning
And winning
And Trump supporters were all like
And here’s where this idea came from