• Nancy Pelosi mocks Trump’s “manhood” after “wild” Oval Office meet, says she tried to “be the mom” (New York Daily News)

• Trump administration files Supreme Court appeal after Ninth Circuit ruling halting new asylum policy (Fox News)

• More than 3,000 illegals caught in one day (The Washington Times)

• Church puts Baby Jesus in a cage in solidarity with migrants (The Resurgent)

• Judge issues permanent order blocking the government from enforcing contraceptive mandate (Townhall)

• Trump threat to kill NAFTA boosts U.S. Mexico Canada Agreement (The Washington Times)

• McConnell warns against shutdown after Trump spars with Democrats (National Review)

• In reversal, McConnell says Senate will vote on criminal justice bill (USA Today)

• Senate approves massive farm bill (The Hill)

• Google rejects claims of political bias against conservatives (USA Today)

• Tax revenues are at record highs (Investor’s Business Daily)

• China to cut U.S. car tariff to 15% (BBC)

• Jamal Khashoggi is the right TIME Person of the Year for all the wrong reasons (Spectator)

• Nine out of 10 universities restrict free speech (The College Fix)

• Theresa May faces no-confidence vote amid Brexit chaos (Fox Business)

• France upgrades security threat level after jihadi terrorist attack leaves at least 12 injured (The Guardian)

• Humor: Hollywood working on official list of comedians it’s OK to laugh at (The Babylon Bee)

• Policy: Is the U.S. political system really “structurally biased”? (National Review)

• Policy: The risks of Medicare for All (National Review)

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