The Big Government Socialist Thanksgiving Proclamation
Giving Joe Biden a little help being forthright about the state of America this holiday.
Thursday is America’s National Day of Thanksgiving. Americans use this day, memorialized four hundred years ago to honor freedom of religion in our great nation, to express their gratitude to their Creator, who endowed them with certain inalienable rights.
We can’t help but see the irony of a president who has worked so tirelessly to take away those inalienable rights giving the Proclamation for this year’s Day of Thanksgiving. What can he say? Perhaps, if he was honest, his speech would sound something like this.
A Proclamation by the President of the United States of America for November 25, 2021:
Remembering each person’s right to individual truth, we realize Thanksgiving Day as a paternalistic tradition that should not be forced on those who don’t embrace the historical record of 102 passengers aboard a small ship named the Mayflower that departed Plymouth, England in September 1620 seeking prosperity and religious freedom. Coming from a place of state-imposed religion and elite-structured society, these religious Separatists, according to the oppressive racists writing history, survived the first harsh winter and shared a three-day celebration with the Wampanoag Tribe in November 1621. They gave thanks for their unusual friendship and the resilience of those who survived, resolving to establish their best days ahead, with the Providential Hand of God, as Creator and Provider. All of this is, of course, up to you decide if it is true.
Whereas, Americans experienced historical economic liberty and empowerment from 2016 through 2020 with historic wage increases and a competitive economy despite a global pandemic, this year more than four million exited the workforce, leaving a record number of job openings and causing supply chains to fail across the nation. Give thanks that unemployment payments will be prolonged and school closures extended, keeping parents from their best employment options.
Whereas, the annual inflation rate exploded to its highest rate in 21 years, at 6.2% in October of 2021, this universal tax is now making sure the working class pays more for everything from electricity (5.2% increase) to meat, poultry, and eggs on the grocery list (an average of 10.5% increase) to gasoline, which has increased 42.5% since last year. Give thanks for government dependency, overregulation, closing down pipelines, and incentivizing ineffective green energy while reversing effective trade policy with America’s largest competitors, which is working just as it has in socialist nations.
Whereas, the southern border is finally wide open and the trend of illegal encounters with the U.S. Customs and Border Protection has rocketed from 404,142 in October 2019 to 1,662,167 in 2020, flooding the labor market with unvaccinated illegal immigrants taking American job opportunities. Give thanks for diversity and future Democrat voters, Also, that the temporary pause in the vaccine mandate by OSHA will surely be reversed to deny Americans informed consent to their own health decisions.
Whereas, American schools are still in the hands of the government using taxpayers’ dollars to indoctrinate their own children against their family values, exposing them to authentic systemic racism and denying parents the opportunity to place their children in a school that meets their own child’s needs. Give thanks that the National School Boards Association has successfully moved the U.S. attorney general to criminalize parents, labeling them as “domestic terrorists” when they speak out in frustration and anger at local school board meetings about Critical Race Theory or same-sex books in our children’s libraries.
Now, therefore, I, Joe Biden, President of the United States of America, and all the Big Government Socialists you elected in November 2020, do hereby proclaim Thursday, November 25, 2021, as a National Day of Thanksgiving for the growing government and infringement on individual Liberty. I encourage all Americans who believe everything you read on social media and the mainstream media to carry on and avoid places of worship, since it’s been established that worshiping yourself and your government are most healthy, and by all means, prepare for the upcoming season by spending money you don’t have, just as we do in DC.
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