The Patriot Post® · What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options for Kamala to Consider

The American people have spoken, leaving Kamala Harris on her way out of office and looking toward whatever may come next. What does the future hold for her?

To help her out, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of promising career options Kamala Harris should consider:

1. Accent Coach: Think of the money she could make training actors to speak in different dialects.

2. President of Harvard University: Egregious plagiarism and incompetence are the most important requirements for the position.

3. Spoken Word Slam Poet: Finally, the perfect outlet for her natural way of speaking.

4. Designated Laugher for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: It’ll be great for him to always be able to count on at least one person to laugh at his jokes.

5. The little person who lives inside the McDonald’s ordering kiosk: She already has valuable McDonald’s experience… allegedly.

6. Play-by-Play Commentator for the Oakland Athletics: She can’t be any worse than that other woman they have.

7. Nanny: This could lead to new levels of intimacy with Doug Emhoff.

8. Sommelier: Though she may have to be informed that she’s not supposed to actually drink all the wine she tastes.

9. 3rd Grade Debate Teacher: Sadly, this position may be beyond her skill level.

10. The first female President of the United States: Let’s be honest, there’s still a real chance Joe doesn’t make it to January 20.

Despite the landslide election loss, it’s clear that Kamala’s future is very bright.

From our friends at The Babylon Bee.