The Patriot Post® · 10 Other Departments Trump Is Renaming

By The Babylon Bee ·
https://patriotpost.us/opinion/120689-10-other-departments-trump-is-renaming-2025-09-08

The Department of Defense is officially being renamed the Department of War, but President Trump isn’t going to stop there. A long list of government agencies is set to get the same treatment.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of other departments Trump is renaming:


  1. Social Security Administration: This will be rechristened The Charles Ponzi Memorial Retirement Plan.

  2. Department of Justice: Changed to the far more descriptive Department of Revenge on All the Losers and Haters.

  3. Health and Human Services: Out with the old name, in with the Department of Ribeyes and Methylene Blue.

  4. Department of the Treasury: For the sake of transparency, this will now be called the Chinese Loan Office.

  5. Bureau of Indian Affairs: This will be the Department of the Redskins.

  6. Department of Agriculture: Simplified to the Department of Food and Stuff.

  7. Housing and Urban Development: To be retitled as the Department of the Poors.

  8. Department of Education: No new title listed. Almost as if it won’t exist at all. Weird.

  9. Food and Drug Administration: McDonald’s.

  10. Department of Homeland Security: From now on, to be known as the Department of the Big, Beautiful Wall.


The New American Golden Age has arrived.

From our friends at The Babylon Bee.