The Patriot Post® · 10 Other Departments Trump Is Renaming
The Department of Defense is officially being renamed the Department of War, but President Trump isn’t going to stop there. A long list of government agencies is set to get the same treatment.
The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of other departments Trump is renaming:
Social Security Administration: This will be rechristened The Charles Ponzi Memorial Retirement Plan.
Department of Justice: Changed to the far more descriptive Department of Revenge on All the Losers and Haters.
Health and Human Services: Out with the old name, in with the Department of Ribeyes and Methylene Blue.
Department of the Treasury: For the sake of transparency, this will now be called the Chinese Loan Office.
Bureau of Indian Affairs: This will be the Department of the Redskins.
Department of Agriculture: Simplified to the Department of Food and Stuff.
Housing and Urban Development: To be retitled as the Department of the Poors.
Department of Education: No new title listed. Almost as if it won’t exist at all. Weird.
Food and Drug Administration: McDonald’s.
Department of Homeland Security: From now on, to be known as the Department of the Big, Beautiful Wall.
The New American Golden Age has arrived.
From our friends at The Babylon Bee.