The Patriot Post® · 8 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Moses
You may think President Trump has little in common with Moses from the Old Testament, but you’d be wrong. The two are practically carbon copies of each other. Here are just eight of the ways that Trump is exactly like Moses:
Married a foreigner: Trump took a wife from Slovenia, much like Moses took a wife from Midian.
Has an unusual, strange glow in his face: Trump really needs to get a veil.
Returned to Florida to find his people worshiping golden Ron DeSantis: Trump reacted about like Moses.
Helped people get to their homes in about 40-50 years: The similarities are uncanny.
Relies on his staff to do a lot of impressive things: Wow. It’s getting eerie.
Republicans always win elections so long as Trump keeps his arms raised: Vance and Rubio are only there to help keep them up.
Humble, meek, aversion to speaking in public: Trump begged his brother to be President instead, but to no avail.
Never learned what a magnet is: Sad!
Thank you, President Trump, for leading a stiff-necked people like us through the wilderness.
From our friends at The Babylon Bee.