The Patriot Post® · 8 Perfect New Jobs for Tim Walz
With the announcement that he is withdrawing from the Minnesota governor’s race, Tim Walz is on the hunt for a new career. Fortunately, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of jobs he’d be absolutely fabulous for:
Learing Center Director: These have flourished into multi-billion-dollar businesses under his watch.
Chief counselor at the “Pray Away The Straight” camp: What a perfect fit.
One of those wacky inflatable tube men at a car dealership: He’s already doing the motions. Might as well get paid.
Supervisor of the tampon dispenser at a men’s correctional facility: He’s the world’s foremost expert on stocking feminine products in masculine spaces.
Head coach for the Minnesota Vikings: Run that pick-six, Timmy.
Member of the Village People: He would reportedly prefer to be the one who wears leather chaps.
Perverted uncle impersonator: It’s a niche market, but who could be better?
President of Somalia: A natural transition.
Ol’ Tim is certain to land on his feet somewhere.
From our friends at The Babylon Bee.