The Patriot Post® · Support for ICE Skyrockets to 99% After Halftime Show

SANTA CLARA, CA - Following this year’s Super Bowl halftime show featuring the musical stylings of Bad Bunny, surveys show support for Immigration and Customs Enforcement skyrocketed 99 percent overnight.

Numbers show the support came immediately following Bad Bunny’s performance, which featured strong references to Latino and Puerto Rican culture.

“I don’t know what that was, but I don’t like it,” one survey respondent said. “I love America, but that performance had zero apple pie, no cheerleaders, and a shocking lack of bald eagles. Disgusting.”

Many who answered the survey say they were put off by the performance’s lewd lyrics and gyrating pop stars. One person who answered the survey said, “I looked up the Spanish translation on the songs that guy was singing…um…can we just deport them all right now?”

Support for ICE operations has sunk over the past few months, as Democrats ratchet up their rhetoric and push for open borders and unfettered immigration. Following the halftime performance, ICE operations appear to now have almost complete support of the entire country.

“I’ve had it. Deport them all,” one Democrat told a reporter.

At publishing time, America was still trying to figure out what was going on before and after the halftime show, and admitted they thought there was supposed to be a football game.

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From our friends at The Babylon Bee.