The Patriot Post® · Here's What Each of the 73 Letters in Canada's New LGBT Acronym Stands For
If you haven’t heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new additions. The LGBT community in Canada is now:
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It’s quite the mouthful, so to get you up to speed, here are what each of the 73 characters in the acronym stand for:
MM: Mer-man attracted
B: Bicyclists
JOU: James O'Keefe Undercover
Q: Quebecois
TJ: People exclusively sexually attracted to Trader Joe’s
L: Lindsey Graham
AYA: the gay Ayatollah
WD40: A type of oil. This may have been added by accident.
ROOM: People who are attracted to Roomba vacuums.
DCF: Dallas Cowboys Fans
+ = Plus-size
S: Steve
VP: Village People-attracted. Trump?
WIZ: Wizard-sexual
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Not sure-sexual
BFJT: Blackface Justin Trudeau
W: The Welsh
LEGO: Only attracted to LEGO characters
BLT = Bacon, lettuce and tomato. This was during the acronym writers’ lunch break.
£: European regular, American gay
LAD: Los Angeles Dodgers
BO: Barack Obama
SUB: Subaru owners
DD: Kristi Noem’s husband
BLA: Bud Light-attracted
GF: Gay Frogs
>:-( : Angry lesbians
Thank you, Canada, for all you have done to make acronyms more inclusive.
From our friends at The Babylon Bee.