Grassroots Commentary

Joe Biden's Shotgun Defense

By Jerry Moore · Feb. 22, 2013

I was intrigued with Vice President Joe Biden’s plan for the defense of his family.

It is interesting on several levels. Tell you wife to step out on the balcony with a double barreled shotgun and indiscriminately discharge both barrels without identifying or acquiring a target. In most residential communities this action would be illegal and could cause you to spend some time at your local jail. It certainly would cause me to think that “Grinnin Joe” should take an NRA Gun Safety Course.

I gave this more thought and determined that this is a special plan that will only work for Liberal Elitists. It is called the LIMDIP (Liberal Elite Mansion Defense Initiation Plan). The LIMDIP would probably work well when you are surrounded by armed Secret Service Agents but feel the need to stop a nasty yard gnome from advancing on your favorite fountain.

I would suggest that “Grinnin Joe” should take his LIMDIP to the mean streets of Chicago, Washington DC, Oakland, CA or Detroit and give it a try. Step out on your porch, since these neighborhoods don’t have many balconies. Discharge both barrels of of your shotgun in the air and then see how many rounds of return fire you get while you are reloading. That is assuming of course that they don’t take the empty shotgun away from you and beat you to death with it.



Oh my... I would PAY to watch that!!

Friday, February 22, 2013 at 12:47 PM

billy396 in ohio said:

That's EXACTLY what I said in response to idiot Joe. Any real criminal would simply duck, then take the empty shotgun away from his wife and beat her to death with it. Her fault for marrying such an idiot. These people are so far removed from reality that they're worse than fools. They have absolutely no idea what it's like to live outside the well-guarded environment of the beltway and surrounding area. I'm sure of you have dozens of Secret Service men armed with automatic weapons guarding your house, such a plan might work. Unfortunately, any normal person would be making a huge mistake to take Joe moron's advice.

Friday, February 22, 2013 at 4:17 PM

JDB Esq in CA/VA said:

Very curious. A double-barrelled shotgun (a Browning, I think) was used by the fictional Jack Ryan's wife for protection in the movie 'Patriot Games.' It was unloaded, forcing Ryan's wife to use the empty shotgun as a club. Of course, that's Hollywood.

Saturday, February 23, 2013 at 4:21 PM

rab in jo,mo said:

Biden's a tool. There are so many flaws in his "advice" it would be comical if he wasn't referencing a life & death situation.

Better Joe should keep his mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and remove all doubt.

Monday, February 25, 2013 at 8:45 AM