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Obama: Shooting All the Time

Feb. 5, 2013

The White House released a photograph that they claim depicts Barack “Skeeter” Obama shooting skeet at Camp David. They warned the internet not to alter it, which is basically like demanding that an alcoholic ignore a free bar.

It would have been more believable if we hadn’t uncovered a green screen photo…

…and these outtakes:

And Now For Some Cartoons…

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35 Comments

Diane in Tx said:

I saw one of those pics on facebook - had a teleprompter with the word PULL!

Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 11:28 AM

JtC in TX replied:

Which resulted in The O-Liar to say, "Pull!" LOL

Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 11:38 AM

Garthorg the Unpleasant in Oklahoma replied:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD

Friday, February 8, 2013 at 11:43 AM

Patriot1775 in MD said:

He's a loser, however, as long as he's giving away free stuff, the sheep will continue to gather round.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 11:55 AM

Garthorg the Unpleasant in Oklahoma replied:

Amen! Well said... =)

Friday, February 8, 2013 at 11:44 AM

LibertyIsUS in Arlington, VA said:

Where is the need for increased combat slots to accomodate women given that the U.S. is reducing its footprint in the wars of the world?

Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 12:46 PM

Bormanator in Unknown replied:

The troops will be needed at home when Marshal law is declared. Now that it is legal to kill US citizens, we at home are no longer safe. If Oblah-blah gets his way, we won't have any guns to protect ourselves.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013 at 9:37 PM

Garthorg the Unpleasant in Oklahoma replied:

Here here! =)

"Oblah-blah"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it! I have GOT to use that one... XD

Friday, February 8, 2013 at 11:45 AM

Ken Richardson in Eagle said:

I noticed that the end of the barrel on Bobo's gun appears to have one of those federally mandated orange plugs indicating that it's a toy.....

Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 2:14 PM

Wayne in Miami replied:

YES....

Wednesday, February 6, 2013 at 10:22 AM

SemperFi in Kalifornia said:

Sure is a lot of smoke, but not near as much smoke as he has been blowing up our asses for four years!

Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:26 PM

Garthorg the Unpleasant in Oklahoma replied:

Amen! =)

Friday, February 8, 2013 at 11:46 AM

MAJ USA Ret in Saint Louis said:

Some think our POTUS's decision to allow women to serve in combat units was noble, just, moral, the right thing, best for women and best for our nation.
Hogwash!
If that were true, he would also have changed the law to require women to register for Selective Service just as 18 year old males.
His decision was another cheap political trick to acquire power at the risk of the lives of our true heroes and our national defense.
Women's lib leaders have once again demonstrated they are insidiously evil and their followers, including the main stream media, is either evil or absent of simplest intelligence.
With great freedom comes great responsibility. Women are not ready to accept that.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:44 PM

RetGIGal in Richmond, VA replied:

WRONG, Major. Women DO accept the responsibility and many have died protecting this country although sometimes I wonder why. Women would accept the responsibility of being drafted. It's the old sexist MEN in charge of Congress who don't make the necessary changes to our system. Since when are women in the majority in Congress? Give me a break with your insulting, sexist remarks that have no basis in reality.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013 at 1:07 PM

WM in Rexford Mt replied:

Now hear this armchair veteran, I am a woman marine(ret) and the fact that your blanket sexist statment is so biased actually makes the case that some male members of the armed forces are so threatened by the thought of women on the front lines they end of looking like a fool when making remarks like this. Women have trained and worked toward integrating into the areas of real national defense for years. They were not only discouraged but also punished for making the kind of waves that could have gotten action. Tell Isreal their women risk the lives of their true heroes and you find yourself facing off with the business end of armament you only saw in your staff meetings and military command literature. Quit being stupid. It does not become you.

Thursday, February 7, 2013 at 12:49 PM

Connor in Illinois replied:

Lol. Yes, women are equal. Yes, women have done many great things in the military. But, speaking as a former Marine Infantryman and now a spouse to a Navy Nurse, women should not be in combat related positions unless they can pass a rigorous strength test, which 99% of the females in the military would fail. Double standards need to be removed. If you are going to fight like a man then you should be able to complete am obstacle course like a man. You should also be able to carry another man solo in the event he gets injured fighting. These thoughts don't just comer from me, but from my wife too. She's a Navy Lieutenant. She recently went through the military's C4 course (Combat Casualty Care Course). Her tone about women in combat positions didn't reflect mine until she attended this course. She now admits she would be unable to drag a large male to safety by herself should the need arise. She had never struggled with the PFT. Her exercise routine now includes weight lifting to build muscle.

Saturday, February 9, 2013 at 10:24 AM

John in Houston, TX replied:

I'm sure there are many women in the military that are quite capable of doing their duty. The problem, as I understand it, is that declaring that women can do any job including combat, means there is no rational for not having women register for the draft or to be drafted if need be. While the women currently in the military may be doing a fine job, all were volunteers. However, in case of a draft, there would be a large number of women who would end up being drafted who have no business being in the military.

Friday, February 8, 2013 at 6:03 PM

John Q Citizen in Colorado said:

Yes he shoots a lot, his gums are flappin all the time.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:08 PM

Nyle Cearlock in Hot Springs, Arkansa said:

There, that should quell those runors rumors that he is queer. See, he is getting all butched up.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:33 PM

Howard Last in Wyoming replied:

Someone should ask Barry what he is going to do with all the dead skeets.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 6:21 PM

Kevin from Arkansas in USA replied:

You really think he hits any, Howard?

Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 7:56 PM

H Hazell in VA replied:

They're still in the freezer. Not very tender and such a chalky taste. No gravy can fix that.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013 at 6:20 AM

Doktor Riktor Von Zhades in Western KY said:

Within minutes of said warning, there were already dozens of various photos. What bugs me most is that they were trampling 1st amendment rights, by issuing the warning, about defacing a (graven) image of their messiah.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013 at 7:35 AM

Wayne in Miami said:

It's been pointed out that the exhaust port on the left side of the gun isn't working. WHY? That would force the gun to the left and make him miss every shot. But when you doctor a photo you don't want any smoke to interfere with his face.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013 at 10:26 AM

graeme in claifornia said:

The skeets must have been flying low that day. I have never seen a skeet shooter shoot at a skeet in the horizontal position.

Thursday, February 7, 2013 at 3:32 AM

graeme in claifornia said:

The skeets must have been flying low that day. I have never seen a skeet shooter shoot at a skeet in the horizontal position.

Thursday, February 7, 2013 at 3:32 AM

Mark Hyer in Ontario, OR said:

Lol

Thursday, February 7, 2013 at 12:02 PM

Peter in New Zealand said:

Skeet shooting?? He'd be even better at a turkey shoot. He could be the target.

Thursday, February 7, 2013 at 8:33 PM

Garthorg the Unpleasant in Oklahoma said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOVE IT! Great job! XD

Friday, February 8, 2013 at 11:42 AM