Tuesday Humor
Joe's Shotgun Advice
This Week's Non Compos Mentis Award Winner: "If you want to protect yourself, get a double barrel shotgun, have the shells, a twelve gauge shotgun, and I promise you as I told my wife, we live in an area that's wooded and somewhat secluded -- I said if there is ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony, walk out, put that double barrel shotgun, and fire two blasts outside the house. I promise you whoever is coming in is not going." --Joe "Shotgun" Biden advising women on self defense: Fire two rounds from a double barrel shotgun, so that your gun will be empty when the rapist/killer comes in!
Women Take Biden's Shotgun Advice
"You don't need an AR-15. It’s harder to aim; it's harder to use. And in fact, you don't need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun. Buy a shotgun." -- Joe Biden
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25 Comments
RedLeg in M"boro
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 11:21 AM
I really can't add to what all TPP has posted. Sad day that so many legal Americans will not live as our foundering fathers.
Brian Ehni in Nashville, TN
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 11:43 AM
Nowhere do I see addressed the stupidity of trying to maneuver a 4 foot long shotgun inside a home or family sedan, much less carry one to the grocery store, etc…
WCB in Phoenix, MD
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 11:48 AM
Does no one care that or fearless VP just advised the women of this country to commit a felony? Brandishing a firearm is a felony. What is wrong with this country. Has EVERYONE gone crazy? I am officially changing my party affiliation to libertarian!
Craig in Emeryville
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 11:51 AM
I assume that the young woman's improper stance with that shoulder-fired weapon (can't tell if it's a rifle or shotgun) is part of the humor today? Maybe she got shooting lessons from Biden.
wjm in Colorado
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 12:28 PM
Joe Biden is mentally gone, bankrupt. He is the priceless life insurance policy for Chairman Obamao. His total clueless ignorance is displayed every time he speaks. Just blindly fire both barrels at nothing, then wait for the chalk outliners to come. If Buffoon had a first name, it would be Joe.
Edmund Ruffin in Augusta, GA
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 11:38 PM
How dare you infringe upon Joe's "right to be stupid" as declared by our new Sec of State. Where's your sense of freedom?!
Dave in Nyack, NY
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 12:34 PM
If Biden's wife did as He said to do with the shotgun, she is liable to hit a secret service agent :(
JAC in Texas
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 12:43 PM
Yes, that would have been my question to this idiot. When your wife fires off her shotgun from the balcony, what would all those Secret Service agents, armed with MAC-10s (assault weapons), do about it?
Ray in Pittsburgh, PA
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 1:06 PM
Even more to the point, with all of that secret service protection, what does she need any gun for. I mean if need is the only consideration for owning any type of firearm as Grandpa Joe believes, she should have none.
wjm in Colorado
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 12:55 PM
Someone should ask the dolt Biden what weapon those women on the front lines will be using?
G Dub in Lee's Summit, MO
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 1:05 PM
Smokin'Joe Boobdin - - - This is the incredible idiot that some of your friends elected. This is the embarrassing clown that said he wants to be first in line for the Presidency in 2016 – or whenever The Dear Leader vacates Our House. The current President is a Marxist Muslim Moron and his VP is an embarrassing Idiot. My God. What has happened to our great country.
Clueless in Wisconsin
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 1:19 PM
Who cares what has happened to our country? Where's my free stuff?
John Q Citizen in Colorado
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 1:42 PM
Nice.
Anton D Rehling in Olympia, WA
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 2:52 PM
It is Bazzaro World where everything is backwards
Kevin in Arkansas
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 3:21 PM
That would be bassackwards.
Anton D Rehling in Olympia, WA
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 2:51 PM
Play ball or get destroyed is the message from our tyrannical despots. This is clear by those that do not have the will to stand for their convictions. Few are paying attention and could care less because they do not believe what is happening. our POTUS and MSM lie to those that will listen to their propaganda. Hello Comrades, this is Ivan Tellalie from National True TV, "Nothing is wrong."
Lee Lacy in Kansas
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 4:05 PM
I find it unfortunate that some people find Biden's little instruction is funny. The fact the Executive Branch of the USA has such folk in it is a dismal indicator of the real state of the union and I find nothing funny in this symptom of the stupidity of the folk who our chief constitution ignorer has gathered about himself.
Lee Lacy in Kansas
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 4:06 PM
I find it unfortunate that some people find Biden's little instruction is funny. The fact the Executive Branch of the USA has such folk in it is a dismal indicator of the real state of the union and I find nothing funny in this symptom of the stupidity of the folk who our chief constitution ignorer has gathered about himself.
mark in massachusetts
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 5:54 PM
Biden should give himself and Obama a 12 gauge enema!
Fred Snelson in Cody, Wyoming
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 6:08 PM
Biden? Joe Biden? Joe "My top secret bunker is right under my basement" Biden? My question is, why is anyone still paying attention to what this guy says?
Clueless in Wisconsin
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 7:19 PM
Because he's next in line?
Gregg Payne in Mt. Pleasant , Ia.
Thursday, February 28, 2013 at 11:40 AM
Joe, 'the expert' Biden suggests a 12 ga. shotgun for women. Hey, Joe? Hey, Joe! How many ladies have you taught to shoot? My experience-- females DON'T like the recoil! Therefore, they hesitate. Not good.Where are our ladies going to buy all of these doubles? There are no American gun companies who produce these in any quantity at all. Joe, FYI, a new double is a lot more money than a hand gun....maybe this is a new entitlement? "here's your check, so you can buy a shotgun to protect yourself". We get this crap from people who believe a Carcano is a sniper rifle. 1963.
Angry American in Norco, California
Thursday, February 28, 2013 at 1:39 PM
So Joe the court jester/fool suggests that women aren't capable of holding and aiming a handgun or rifle? The fool keeps putting his foot in his mouth and when he can't think of anything to say, he justs laughs with that stupid evil grin on his face. I think America has seen enough. Time to grab these two imposters by their ears and throw them out of office and into a federal prison.