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Joe's Shotgun Advice

Feb. 26, 2013

This Week’s Non Compos Mentis Award Winner: “If you want to protect yourself, get a double barrel shotgun, have the shells, a twelve gauge shotgun, and I promise you as I told my wife, we live in an area that’s wooded and somewhat secluded – I said if there is ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony, walk out, put that double barrel shotgun, and fire two blasts outside the house. I promise you whoever is coming in is not going.” –Joe “Shotgun” Biden advising women on self defense: Fire two rounds from a double barrel shotgun, so that your gun will be empty when the rapist/killer comes in!

Women Take Biden’s Shotgun Advice

“You don’t need an AR-15. It’s harder to aim; it’s harder to use. And in fact, you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun. Buy a shotgun.” – Joe Biden

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24 Comments

RedLeg in M"boro said:

I really can't add to what all TPP has posted. Sad day that so many legal Americans will not live as our foundering fathers.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 11:21 AM

Brian Ehni in Nashville, TN said:

Nowhere do I see addressed the stupidity of trying to maneuver a 4 foot long shotgun inside a home or family sedan, much less carry one to the grocery store, etc…

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 11:43 AM

WCB in Phoenix, MD said:

Does no one care that or fearless VP just advised the women of this country to commit a felony? Brandishing a firearm is a felony. What is wrong with this country. Has EVERYONE gone crazy? I am officially changing my party affiliation to libertarian!

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 11:48 AM

Craig in Emeryville said:

I assume that the young woman's improper stance with that shoulder-fired weapon (can't tell if it's a rifle or shotgun) is part of the humor today? Maybe she got shooting lessons from Biden.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 11:51 AM

wjm in Colorado said:

Joe Biden is mentally gone, bankrupt. He is the priceless life insurance policy for Chairman Obamao. His total clueless ignorance is displayed every time he speaks. Just blindly fire both barrels at nothing, then wait for the chalk outliners to come. If Buffoon had a first name, it would be Joe.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 12:28 PM

Edmund Ruffin in Augusta, GA replied:

How dare you infringe upon Joe's "right to be stupid" as declared by our new Sec of State. Where's your sense of freedom?!

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 11:38 PM

Dave in Nyack, NY said:

If Biden's wife did as He said to do with the shotgun, she is liable to hit a secret service agent :(

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 12:34 PM

JAC in Texas replied:

Yes, that would have been my question to this idiot. When your wife fires off her shotgun from the balcony, what would all those Secret Service agents, armed with MAC-10s (assault weapons), do about it?

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 12:43 PM

Ray in Pittsburgh, PA replied:

Even more to the point, with all of that secret service protection, what does she need any gun for. I mean if need is the only consideration for owning any type of firearm as Grandpa Joe believes, she should have none.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 1:06 PM

wjm in Colorado said:

Someone should ask the dolt Biden what weapon those women on the front lines will be using?

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 12:55 PM

G Dub45 in Lee's Summit, MO said:

Smokin'Joe Boobdin - - - This is the incredible idiot that some of your friends elected. This is the embarrassing clown that said he wants to
be first in line for the Presidency in 2016 – or whenever The Dear Leader vacates Our House.
The current President is a Marxist Muslim Moron and his VP is an embarrassing Idiot.
My God. What has happened to our great country.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 1:05 PM

Clueless in Wisconsin replied:

Who cares what has happened to our country? Where's my free stuff?

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 1:19 PM

John Q Citizen in Colorado replied:

Nice.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 1:42 PM

Anton D Rehling in Olympia, WA replied:

It is Bazzaro World where everything is backwards

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 2:52 PM

Kevin from Arkansas in USA replied:

That would be bassackwards.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 3:21 PM

Anton D Rehling in Olympia, WA said:

Play ball or get destroyed is the message from our tyrannical despots. This is clear by those that do not have the will to stand for their convictions. Few are paying attention and could care less because they do not believe what is happening. our POTUS and MSM lie to those that will listen to their propaganda. Hello Comrades, this is Ivan Tellalie from National True TV, "Nothing is wrong."

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 2:51 PM

Lee Lacy in Kansas said:

I find it unfortunate that some people find Biden's little instruction is funny. The fact the Executive Branch of the USA has such folk in it is a dismal indicator of the real state of the union and I find nothing funny in this symptom of the stupidity of the folk who our chief constitution ignorer has gathered about himself.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 4:05 PM

Lee Lacy in Kansas said:

I find it unfortunate that some people find Biden's little instruction is funny. The fact the Executive Branch of the USA has such folk in it is a dismal indicator of the real state of the union and I find nothing funny in this symptom of the stupidity of the folk who our chief constitution ignorer has gathered about himself.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 4:06 PM

Fred Snelson in Cody, Wyoming said:

Biden? Joe Biden? Joe "My top secret bunker is right under my basement" Biden? My question is, why is anyone still paying attention to what this guy says?

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 6:08 PM

Clueless in Wisconsin replied:

Because he's next in line?

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 7:19 PM

Gregg Payne in Mt. Pleasant , Ia. said:

Joe, 'the expert' Biden suggests a 12 ga. shotgun for women. Hey, Joe? Hey, Joe! How many ladies have you taught to shoot? My experience-- females DON'T like the recoil! Therefore, they hesitate. Not good.Where are our ladies going to buy all of these doubles? There are no American gun companies who produce these in any quantity at all. Joe, FYI, a new double is a lot more money than a hand gun....maybe this is a new entitlement? "here's your check, so you can buy a shotgun to protect yourself". We get this crap from people who believe a Carcano is a sniper rifle. 1963.

Thursday, February 28, 2013 at 11:40 AM

Angry American in Norco, California said:

So Joe the court jester/fool suggests that women aren't capable of holding and aiming a handgun or rifle? The fool keeps putting his foot in his mouth and when he can't think of anything to say, he justs laughs with that stupid evil grin on his face. I think America has seen enough. Time to grab these two imposters by their ears and throw them out of office and into a federal prison.

Thursday, February 28, 2013 at 1:39 PM

Gregg Payne in Mt. Pleasant , Ia. said:

Oh, Hey, Joe! I guess this double barrel thing means that pump and semi-auto shotguns are on the list of guns to ban. Please tell me what I need- I not smart 'nuff. Seriously, let's think about a debate between Ben Franklin or Thomas Jefferson vs. Joe Biden or BO. i wonder how that would be "reported".

Thursday, February 28, 2013 at 2:30 PM