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Today's Non Compos Mentis Award Winner:

"Tax cuts are spending. Tax expenditures, they are called. Subsidies for big oil, subsidies to send jobs overseas, breaks to send jobs overseas, breaks for corporate jets. They are called tax expenditures. Spending money on tax breaks." --House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)
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17 Comments
JtC in TX
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 at 10:49 AM
Air shows have changed, but the officers haven't . . .
MNIce in Minnesota
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 at 12:01 PM
Nancy Pelosi seems unable to grasp the concept that money left in the hands of individuals is not hers to spend; it never belonged to the government in the first place. Maybe if someone tells her to think of it as an investment in taxable activity, she might realize it isn't a "loss" for the government.
Her covetousness reminds me of the foolish monkey that reached into a necked-down jar for a fruit and could not get its hand out while holding the fruit, but in its greed was unwilling to let go, so it was captured by the owner of the jar.
Scotch62 in Otown FL
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 at 12:32 PM
Nancy and all her comrades consider tax cuts as spending because they believe all the money belongs to gubmint. All money not given by them to somebody they deem needy has been exploited away from them by a greedy business or worker. Unless of course we're speaking of her husband's business interests.
JAC in Texas
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 at 1:06 PM
It's the same reasoning used by Odickhead when he gives his usual speech and wonders "how we're going to pay for this tax cut."
Pete Sermer in Orlando Fl
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 at 3:15 PM
Airhead Pelosi is as smart as a box of rocks. Her best comment is they should really take retirement funds from Seniors since they really don't need such funds. She is in second place for spending our tax money commuting to loony town SF? Our current King & Queen spent $ 1.4 BILLION in the White House and travel last year before they now cancelled tours for school children. What idiots!
Dutch in Swanton
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 at 5:05 PM
It is not stupidity that propels her. If she thinks seniors don't need retirement funds, there's something demonically evil there.
Gramps in Arkansas
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 at 11:16 PM
"Airhead Pelosi is as smart as a box of rocks." That comment is unjustified! What did the rocks ever do to you to be compared to Pelosi? Did the rocks ever hold a gun to your head and demand your hard earned money to give to our enemies? No. Did the rocks go about spreading communism? No. Did rocks ever demand that honest citizens surrender their rights to defend themselves, while hiring bodyguards for the rocks? No. Replace Pelosi with the rocks and we will all be better off!
Git R Dunn in Alabama
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 at 4:28 PM
How bad can it be! I mean, come on, really! How bad!
http://www.rampantinjustice.com/
mark in massachusetts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 at 10:14 AM
Git R Dunn, I had heard of the Gibson Guitar raid but not the others.Thanks for posting the link to that sight.I was shocked but not surprised at the tactics used by Obamas Brownshirts. Looked like something straight out of Nazi Germany. This guy has to be stopped!
THUMPER in FERGUS FALLS, MN
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 at 5:47 PM
Let the liberal states take care of themselves! In less than 10 days, they will be begging the rest of the tax paying states for help or to let them move their residency over the borders! You can't fix STUPID, but you can train them like the SORRY DOGS they are by cutting off their free monies! They will have to react to no more free handouts or starve!
Glenn Jacobs in Eagar, Arizona
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 at 7:51 PM
Passing on a delightful story with many applications:
A big alligator and a small one were talking about groceries.
"We were the same size when we were kids. How did you get so big?"
"I eat politicians."
"I watch you. I do, too."
"Where do you catch yours?"
"Right over there on the Capitol parking lot. Same as you."
"How do you catch 'em?"
"Same as you. I get under a car and wait. I chomp down on a leg and shake 'em to death and eat 'em."
"Ah. That accounts for your lack of proper nutrition. When you shake a politician like that, there's nothing left but a suit and a briefcase."
M Rick Timms MD in Georgia
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 at 12:09 AM
Pelosi is an American embarrassment. That wing-nut is as corrupt as she is ignorant. The Founding Fathers, even with their keen insight into the psychology of human behavior, could never have imagined that such a thing could ever come into a position of power.
Pelosi, Read and Obama have stopped the legislative process in this country.
We are left with irresponsible crisis oriented, short term management supported by media fueled public opinion. The American public has no idea that "Regular Order" no longer exists in the Democrat controlled government. The low -information voter has no idea how the system is supposed to work and will believe whatever Obama and the left-media tells them. There is no hope, other than to build it right the next time.
robert mccabe in toms river, nj
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 at 6:48 AM
How come Al Sharpton or Jessie Jackson haven't protested about the color of the smoke that comes out of the Vatican chimney for the Pope decision?
mark in massachusetts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 at 10:38 AM
They probably figured the black smoke meant that the new Pope was the Cardinal from Africa.
rmccabe in nj
Thursday, March 14, 2013 at 4:13 PM
Well, I guess its a good thing that the Cardinal from Africa wasn't chosen because they'd still be in the chambers and nobody would ever know they decided.
rmccabe in nj
Thursday, March 14, 2013 at 9:00 PM
This gun buy back program is a good way for drug addicts to steal guns and turn them in for drug money. What other great ideas does the government have? They won't be happy until the only people that have guns are them. Then they won't have to worry about a revolution. I guess that's the idea.
rmccabe in nj
Friday, March 15, 2013 at 6:43 PM
Hey just think, if everybody was gay and everybody believed in same sex marriage, in about 100 years, give or take a couple of years, the human race would be extinct.