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What Part of 'Party of No' Don't You Understand?
· Thursday, February 25, 2010
Inasmuch as Obamacare has a snowball's chance in hell of passing (but did you see how much snow they got in hell last week?), everyone is wondering what President Obama is up to by calling Republicans to a televised Reykjavik summit this week to discuss socializing health care.
At least they served beer at the last White House summit this stupid and pointless.
If the president is serious about passing nationalized health care, he ought to be meeting with the Democrats, not the Republicans.
Republicans can't stop the Democrats from socializing health care: They are a tiny minority party in both the House and the Senate. (Note to America: You might want to keep this in mind next time you go to the polls.)
As the Democratic base has been hysterically pointing out, both the House and the Senate have already passed national health care bills. Either body could vote for the other's bill, and -- presto! -- Obama would have a national health care bill, replete with death panels, abortion coverage and lots and lots of new government commissions!
Sadly, as the president's Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel has noted, the Democratic base is "@#$%^ retarded."
The reason massive Democratic majorities in Congress aren't enough to pass socialist health care is AMERICANS DON'T WANT SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!
In fact, you might say that the nation is in a boiling cauldron of rage against it. Consequently, a lot of Democrats are suddenly having second thoughts about vast new government commissions regulating every aspect of Americans' medical care.
Obama isn't stupid -- he's not seriously trying to get a health care bill passed. The whole purpose of this public "summit" with the minority party is to muddy up the Republicans before the November elections. You know, the elections Democrats are going to lose because of this whole health care thing.
Right now, Americans are hopping mad, swinging a stick and hoping to hit anyone who so much as thinks about nationalizing health care.
If they could, Americans would cut the power to the Capitol, throw everyone out and try to deport them. (Whereas I say: Anyone in Washington, D.C., who can produce an original copy of a valid U.S. birth certificate should be allowed to stay.)
But the Democrats think it's a good strategy to call the Republicans "The Party of No." When it comes to Obamacare, Americans don't want a party of "No," they want a party of "Hell, No!" or, as Rahm Emanuel might say, "*&^%$#@ No!"
It's as if the patient has a minor fever and the Democrats (as doctor in this example) want to cut off his arms and legs. The Republicans want to give the patient two aspirin. "Compromise" means the Republicans agree to amputate only one arm and one leg.
Complaining that Republicans are "obstructionists" is not a damaging charge when most Americans are dying to obstruct the Democrats with a 2-by-4. While you're at it, Democrats, why not call the GOP the "Party of Brave Patriots"?
So Obama's sole objective at the "summit" is to hoodwink Republicans into agreeing with some of his wildly unpopular ideas on national TV. If this were a reality show on NBC, it would be called, "Dateline: To Catch a R.I.N.O."
This shouldn't be hard, inasmuch as he will be talking to elected Republicans. About a third of them were enthusiastically engaging in "bipartisanship" on Obamacare last year -- Chuck Grassley, you know who you are! (That's better than Lindsey Graham, who still wants to compromise.)
And then the American people spoke up.
In town halls and tea parties across the nation, Obama lost the argument with Americans. So now he wants a debating partner who will be less challenging: elected Republicans.
If Republicans were smart, they'd shock the world by sending in one of their most appealing members of Congress, who can speak clearly on health care -- Sen. Jon Kyl, Rep. Steve King or Rep. Ron Paul. Actually, if the Republicans were really smart, they'd send in 14-year-old Jonathan Krohn, who understands the free market better than most people in Washington. Of course, so does my houseplant.
There are other important points Republicans cannot raise often enough -- such as putting scuzzy medical malpractice lawyers like John Edwards out of business. OK, that wasn't fair: Even trial lawyers are almost never as scuzzy as John Edwards. We want to put them all out of business.
But there's really only one idea the Republicans must cling to -- like they're clinging to their guns and religion! -- in order to resist agreeing to something moronic and losing their advantage as Americans' only allies in Washington.
Please, Republicans, remember the free market -- the same free market that gave us cheap cell phones, computers, flat-screen TVs, and stylish, affordable eyeglasses in about an hour.
Congress needs to outlaw state and federal mandates on insurance companies and allow interstate competition in health insurance.
The end.
Love, the American People.
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William McCrindle
I believe the repubilcans should start the meeting with one question to the liar in charge; Is congress going to do away with both versions of National Health Care and start over with small reforms in plain language that all can agree on, like tort reform, free market reforms of interstate access, and reduced government regulations? And when they are denied this, walk out!!!!
Posted February 25, 2010 at 9:44:19 AM
Brian
If past performance is any indication, Obama is merely calling together the Republicans to give them his list of demands. His calls for bipartisanship mean nothing more than getting both sides to agree with him. His ego is so large, it needs its own zip code. All he is going to do is tell the Republicans, "This is what I want to do, and your concerns are not worth listening to. I only called you together to try to fool the American public into thinking we are all working together."
Posted February 25, 2010 at 12:27:50 PM
MichaelSSEC
"It's as if the patient has a minor fever and the Democrats (as doctor in this example) want to cut off his arms and legs. The Republicans want to give the patient two aspirin. "Compromise" means the Republicans agree to amputate only one arm and one leg."
The most succinct distillation of the health care debate ever written. That's precisely what the Democrats are doing, and that's precisely what "compromise" with them always means.
It's time to quite fooling around with the Democratic-controlled media and start telling it like it is. The Liberals have been running around like schoolyard bullies telling Americans that Republicans don't have any ideas. That's a lie and they know it. Yet nobody could ever claim the GOP has done everything possible to bring those ideas -- fine ideas they are too -- to the attention of the American people. If it wasn't for Conservative columnists like Ms Coulter, George Will, Charles Krauthammer and Thomas Sowell, and talkers like Rush and Glenn Beck, nobody would have heard of those ideas. As it is, we need to present the GOP alternative to Americans in a clear, plain-English manner, rather in the tradition of Ronald Reagan. When they see how and why those ideas are better, they will get on board in droves.
In fact, that's exactly what a lot of us Conservatives in the blogosphere said the GOP should do at the start of this phony summit. Go on the offensive, take the case to the American people, and let the fur fly. Obama controls the Oval Office, the House, the Senate, the media, Hollywood, etc. He's given 9 million speeches on this one subject alone. Yet he still claims the problem is that he hasn't gotten his message out. So we're not simply winning this argument. Against those kinds of odds we are totally kicking their butts. Now is the time to go on the offensive, take away their steam, and make the debate about OUR ideas for a change. Then Americans can come away from this fight with GENUINE health care reform instead of Socialized medicine, which helps nobody but Democrats. It's a win-win!
Posted February 25, 2010 at 3:53:20 PM
Edward Schmitt
Why is it that the President of the U.S. uses 1970's cold war rhetoric to refer to the Republican party when he calls us "The Opposition Party"? The name calling is getting a bit old, don't you think? His rudeness to Sen. McCain last week was appalling. Why do we not call him on this? If my memories haven't totally fled me, we fought for EQUALITY in the sixties, not special treatment and tolerance. Why can't anyone stand up and discuss how this is patronizing at best? Maybe the RNC Chair should be the one to take this tack?
Why don't we have candidates being prepared for the 2012 election? The time is now, not the last second like we did in 2008. Please encourage the powers that be to get with it and move ahead or we will be stuck with the same inhabitant of the Oval Office for another four years.
Best regards,
Ed
Posted March 1, 2010 at 11:39:40 AM
Gene Garman
Let's have a real blog discussion:
As if Republicans have not been rude to the President? You lie! As if you did not read the above column? Give me a break! The President took on the whole Republican leadership at the caucus and at the meeting with the Senators and he held his ground in the debate quite well, and, if you want to get catty, he is no George Bush!
So, let's get right to the point and talk "socialism":
Is Massachusetts a socialist state because of its health care plan? Yet, the Massachusetts plan has a Republican governor and a brand new U.S. Republican Senator who support it? Am I correct?
Do you live in a state? In that state is law enforcement organized and paid for by public tax money? What about your county agencies? Or, your city police, fire, and water departments? Socialist policies?
Health care also deserves public support for everyone, paid for by taxes, as is public education. It is all called "love your neighbor," or is that not an acceptable social policy? The Catholic Hospital Association supports national health care because it is the right thing to do for human beings.
What about private enterprise? It is still allowed to exist. If someone wants to contract for private fire and burglar or body guard protection or a gardener, they are allowed to do so.
The fact is the USA has millions of poor citizens, including children, who live without medical insurance because they cannot afford it, due to inadequate income and living wages, which is why I support national health care in the United States of America.
Gene Garman, M.Div., author of The Religion Commandments in the Constitution: A Primer
Posted March 1, 2010 at 12:13:53 PM
Abu Nudnik
Tort reform, yes... but put out of business the lawyers who can keep the medical profession honest and competent? Checks and balances are necessary everywhere. Reducing the punitive damages, sure, but I was a patient for a long time. Trust me. Not everyone's and angel.
Posted March 1, 2010 at 11:41:10 PM