“When this idea came up in our newsroom about campus administrators shredding the Constitution because it’s a trigger against students, we didn’t think people actually fell for it,” said James O'Keefe, a videographer who crafts hit pieces against liberals, in his most recent video. “We underestimated just how stupid and politically correct these people are.”

One of O'Keefe’s videographers went into the office of Kelly Grab, the assistant director of equal opportunity at Vassar College, claiming that reading the Constitution gave her a “panic attack.” The videographer suggested shredding the Constitution might make her feel better.

“Cathartic,” Grab said. “Yes, I think we have a shredder in the front office there. Did you want to do it with me?”

If this is what passes for education on our nation’s college campuses, it sounds like a few people need to bone up on the idea of Essential Liberty.