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“Ever wondered what it means to ‘think of what can be, unburdened by what has been’? Now, you can know!”
“We are offering one dollar more if you will keep your yapper shut.”
“We deserve to have our demands met regardless of how long we riot for.”
“I don’t want to come off as an election denier, but I can’t help but feel like there’s something fishy here.”
“With one of our nation’s congresswomen being outed for marrying her brother, it’s high time we recognize the beautiful subset of our community.”
“Only the government should have the power to redistribute wealth.”
“Quality Citizeship Center promises that all their lawyers come from best ‘lawyer learing centers’ in the state.”
“If Kentuckians can marry their cousins, why can’t I marry my brother?”
“We really didn’t expect this level of support from the French.”
“May Allah grant us victory against these infidels.”
“Everything that keeps me from winning should be eliminated.”
What agents recovered at the scene will shock you to your very core.
The trailer assured fans that she would be ripping the soul out of Lewis’s work and dancing on its grave to high-powered classic rock music.
You long for how great things were during the Biden administration: Those were the days.
“We’re currently having trouble finding anyone to accept our capitulation.”
“What a remarkable moment for the Palestinian people, seeing their flag raised over the Arc de Triomphe.”
“Everyone’s astonished she landed there, of all places.”
“This is why stopping terrorism has become so much harder in the modern age.”
“I know he’s to blame somehow,” James told the media.
