From the Loony Left
“A plane flying from Dubai to Israel was diverted after an altercation between the pilot and co-pilot, Israeli officials said.” —The New York Times (“Did this altercation perhaps involve an Omani terrorist trying to murder a pilot and then nose-dive a plane full of Israeli passengers into the ground?” —Ben Shapiro)

“Israel-bound flight diverted after fight between pilots.” —BBC News

“If you hear in the next 34 days that there is a new security threat ... that somehow requires federal law enforcement or the military ... an alarm bell should go off.” —Michigan Senator Elissa Slotkin regarding President Trump and the midterms

“Donald Trump is on track to be the most successful corrupt leader in the world’s history.” —Elissa Slotkin

“The way I fought for trans kids in the legislature is how I will fight for them in the U.S. Senate.” —Texas Senate candidate James Talarico

“For an administration that promised to make us safer, they’re failing at that.” —New Jersey Senator Cory Booker regarding immigration enforcement

“The target of the Trump administration’s immigration policies ... [is] primarily black and brown people.” —Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen

“This MAGA base ... wanted what they have now — this army of death squads, masked men roaming around, chasing gardeners ... and shooting Americans.” —Stuart Stevens

“If you can be the president of the United States and be an adjudicated rapist ... what are we telling people? ... I think what we’re telling people is, ‘Actually, rape is legal in America.’” —Leigh McGowan

“If men got pregnant you could get an abortion from a vending machine.” —actress Sharon Stone

Non Compos Mentis
“Where is the evidence that [Lindsay Clancy] did this?” —defense attorney Kevin Reddington (Clancy not only confessed to killing her three kids, but Reddington declared in June, “She takes responsibility.”)

From the Reasonable Right
“[The DOJ] told Jack Smith, ‘Don’t bring another indictment against Trump right before the election. You’ve already gone too far. Don’t do it.’ He did it anyway because he was power hungry and he didn’t want the American people to have the choice to vote for Donald Trump.” —Missouri Senator Josh Hawley

“If it were up to me, I’d charge [Jack Smith] with perjury. But you should certainly be disbarred.” —Josh Hawley

“You [Jack Smith] were subject to being dismissed by the attorney general, the very person who appointed you in the first place. So it seems to me that the original sin of this ill-conceived prosecution of a political opponent really occurred because of Attorney General Merrick Garland, a member of President Biden’s cabinet.” —Texas Senator John Cornyn

“The legal term for [Jack Smith’s] behavior would be obstruction of justice, but in South Carolina, we just call it a lie.” —South Carolina Senator Darline Graham

“I love an open, free press. What I don’t like is a fake press.” —President Donald Trump

“You come here to be an American. You don’t come here to take advantage of the kindness and the generosity of the American people. And by the way, you don’t come here to keep taking a handout. You come here to contribute.” —House Majority Whip Tom Emmer (Minnesota)

“Centuries of blood, sweat, and grit is what it took to build the unique character of America. A single generation of bad immigration policies is all it takes to make it culturally unrecognizable. No more mass migration.” —Texas Congressman Brandon Gill

“The same political party that wants to force you to drive an electric car and regulate the entire fossil fuel industry out of existence is definitely not the one that will do anything to fix the price of gas.” —Brandon Gill

“The ideology undergirding the entire Democrat Party and the progressive project is at its core anti-Christian, anti-white, and anti-men. Never mind that those are precisely what birthed America, its goodness, its greatness, and its prosperity.” —Andrew Kolvet

“If you’ve noticed a lot of conservatives contradicting things they used to say or stand for, it’s because they’ve been sitting around thinking, ‘I’ll lose my audience if I don’t go where I see them heading.’ And that, to their shame, determines what they say next.” —Seth Dillon

“In a culture ruled by the spirit of the age, the truth will always seem tone deaf.” —Joel Berry