From the Loony Left
“We can go to the president for this one. We are in a moment in this culture where the glorification of being thuggish and swaggering and mistreating women is kind of making you a cool kid.” —The New York Times’s Michelle Cottle blaming Donald Trump for the alleged Cornell University gang-rape case (Except it happened in October of ’24 when Joe Biden was president.)

“Trump’s going to continue to try to find any way he can to replace real reporters with propagandists.” —CNN propagandist Brian Stelter

“Saddam Hussein would spit out his tea at the amount of money that Donald Trump has stolen from his own people.” —Michigan Senator Elissa Slotkin

“The Republicans claim they have work requirements in [the One Big Beautiful Bill Act] for Medicaid. No they don’t. ... They have paperwork requirements ... designed to kick people who are qualified for Medicaid off their benefits.” —Pennsylvania Congressman Brendan Boyle

“The reason that these millions of people ... are losing their health insurance is so the 1% could receive $1 trillion in tax breaks.” —Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders

“Of course I do not want to defund the police or abolish prisons, because I want Ashley Moody to be arrested and locked up in a prison.” —Florida Senate candidate Angie Nixon

“They can’t get support from the voters, so what do they do? They try to take our votes away.” —actor Robert De Niro

From the Reasonable Right
“Do you want to live in a country that has safety and security and prosperity? If the answer is yes, and I think most Americans do, then vote for congressional Republicans over congressional Democrats. On every single issue, the Democrats have taken the side of fraudsters, of criminals, and of far-left interest groups over the side of the American people.” —Vice President JD Vance

“Why in the world would anyone re-elect the people who drove prices sky high in the first place?” —Scott Jennings

“We can’t win by just saying socialism [is] bad. We’ve got to be able to go to the American people and say our policies are going to make your lives better.” —Texas Congressman Chip Roy

“I understand people are upset about paying $4.29 a gallon for gasoline. And that is a problem. But if you look at so many of these other elements of the economy ... the numbers just keep getting better.” —Stephen Moore

“We’re the number one producer of oil and gas. That didn’t happen by accident. It’s because Donald Trump put in place drill, baby, drill, whereas Joe Biden, his predecessor, tried to kill the oil and gas industry.” —Stephen Moore

“As a matter of policy, Democrats want to hamstring domestic energy production. ... [Republicans] would like to see America’s domestic energy production thrive.” —Texas Congressman Brandon Gill

“In two years, we achieved the largest drop in violent crime ever recorded.” —President Donald Trump

“Voting fraud’s real, folks. We’ve charged 50 of these now just in the last month. [T]he Biden folks charged ... 13 total in four years.” —Acting Deputy Attorney General Trent McCotter

“If abortion is ‘healthcare’ then ICE is a travel agency.” —Mark Alexander

For the Record
“We are not part of any political movement, and we are not attempting to further any political agenda. We are trying to interpret the Constitution as best we can and apply it in the cases that come before us.” —Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito

“The physical threats and harassment represent something new in our society, and something that’s quite disturbing, and I think it’s a danger. It’s a danger for the courts and it’s a danger for others in public life.” —Samuel Alito

Upright
“There’s nothing on this green earth that a liberal progressive fears more than a black American who wants a better life and a smaller government.” —Allen West in 2013