From the Loony Left
“That is what people have told me. I have never been to Cuba.” —Florida Senate candidate Angie Nixon on whether Cuba is a dictatorship

“I don’t know. I don’t know. Like, I don’t know.” —Angie Nixon on whether she identifies as a capitalist or a socialist

“The people of Michigan now have the opportunity to show our racist president and all of those people who are fighting against Abdul [El-Sayed] ... because of his religion that those days are gone.” —Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders

“[Donald Trump] has made money off this [Iran] war, trading in oil stocks. ... He is raking in the money.” —Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren

“The reason that we’re doing nothing about higher prices is because Donald Trump is just approaching this job as a grift, as a way to enrich himself.” —Ben Rhodes

“[Trump] is the leading nationalist and socialist of our time.” —California Gov. Gavin Newsom

“The president’s misconduct has already exceeded any prior standard for impeachment. If the House sends the Senate articles of impeachment, then I‘ll consider them.” —Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff

“We’ve got to defund [Elon] Musk. ... The Democrats ought to be ... laying the groundwork for nationalizing Starlink and SpaceX. ... It should be a public corporation.” —Robert Reich

“How can I sit at home, in the comfort of my home, when I know there are things I can do to help?” —failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris

“We’re not that far from Terminator.” —Maine Senate candidate Troy Jackson regarding AI

From the Reasonable Right
“For almost 50 years, we gave [Iran’s] terrorist regime a pass. I think this president recognized that he was going to be the last commander-in-chief to address this situation before we have a Kim Jong-un in the Middle East, essentially, and so he was willing to take the risk. Quite frankly, thank God we have a commander-in-chief that’s willing to do things that aren’t in his political interests on account of the security interests of the American people.” —Texas Rep. Jodey Arrington

“Dem plan: surrender to Iran and destroy domestic energy production. None of this is good for gas prices or national security.” —Scott Jennings

“Democrats have been trying to erase the line between non-citizens & citizens for decades in order to justify voting by those who are not citizens. It’s why they call people ‘undocumented Americans.’ Now they’re refusing to help rid the system of non-eligible, non-citizen voters.” —Katie Pavlich

“If you are in this country illegally, it is virtually impossible for you to live in this country and not commit additional legal violations — working without authorization, identity theft.” —DHS General Counsel James Percival

“If James Talarico was a real Christian, the Left wouldn’t be supporting him.” —Kristan Hawkins

“‘Jesus is woke like me’ is every bit as delusional as believing you’re trapped in the wrong body.” —Seth Dillon

“Democrats are now like, ‘Republicans are Nazis — but not in a good way like wanting to destroy the Jews.’” —Frank J. Fleming

“How you vote — and that you vote — matters. It is a right and a blessing that we have a say in our, our children’s, and our neighbors’ rights. Loving your neighbor and being involved politically aren’t mutually exclusive. In fact, politics is a way to love your neighbor.” —Allie Beth Stuckey

“Americans today have access to more and better stuff than our grandparents ever did. If you can’t see that, get your vision checked.” —Matthew Hennessey

“Gun ownership in America has skyrocketed while the murder rate has plummeted. Yet we’re constantly told more guns automatically mean more murders. The data doesn’t support that argument.” —Clay Travis

“God, please give me patience. Because if God gives me strength, I’m going to need bail money.” —Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Belly Laugh of the Day
“Fiery riots across [France] ended suddenly on Saturday when participants refused to protest more than 32 hours in a given week.” —The Babylon Bee