From the Loony Left
“We’ve got to make sure that nobody has to worry about high healthcare premiums.” —Barack Obama (Who wants to tell him?)

“We’ve got a Republican Party now that ... used to stand for smaller government and now seems to stand for corrupt government, or inept government, or no government whatsoever.” —Barack Obama

“The damage ... is significant, especially at DOD and DOJ. ... They’ve fired people because of their gender and the color of their skin.” —Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly

“[Donald Trump is] soon going to have a Democratic Congress trying to rein him in, hold him accountable, and investigate him, his administration, his family, his supporters and allies. ... Buckle up. The election is just the beginning.” —Hillary Clinton

“The worst of the Big Ugly Bill hasn’t even hit yet. They knew it would be so disastrous to working people...  that they didn’t actually make it take effect until after the midterms.” —Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed

“Reparations is a thing we need to be talking about and engaging with and putting pen to paper on.” —Abdul El-Sayed

“I’m just confused why having a rainbow in class is considered indoctrination.” —Texas Senate candidate James Talarico in 2023

“After years of GOP dysfunction, I took office and rebuilt Illinois.” —Gov. JB Pritzker

“[Trump is] a blackmailed pedophile. ... He’s never sued anybody who called him a pedophile. Strange!” —Kyle Kulinski

From the Reasonable Right
“The man who wants to lecture the country about its political shortcomings must be willing to have his own record examined. And yet, nearly a decade after leaving office, Obama is still campaigning. That speaks volumes.” —Peter Heck

“Our department of justice has known FOR AT LEAST A DECADE that Ilhan Omar committed immigration fraud and has done nothing. How broken is our justice system? Just inexcusable.” —Clay Travis

“The Alaska shenanigans are brought to you by a party trying to subvert democracy while insisting the GOP is a threat to democracy.” —Erick Erickson

“Let’s call it what it is. [Alaska Democrats] are cheating. They are trying to take votes away from the incumbent — not by running an election, and not by running on issues, but by putting up a person with the same name.” —Attorney General Todd Blanche

“‘Ranked Choice Voting’ is nothing but a scam that allows Democrats to manipulate and rig elections that they otherwise would have no chance of winning.” —Texas Rep. Brandon Gill

“The only elected officials that should ever serve in government are those that love Americans and love America and will defend it at all costs.” —Ohio Sen. Bernie Moreno

“You can graduate high school, but you will never graduate from government policies. They dictate your paycheck, your taxes, and your rights whether you’re paying attention or not. You can’t opt out. Show up on election day.” —Brilyn Hollyhand

“No matter what happens on Nov. 3, even Trump’s detractors should acknowledge this: The man stood by his record. He did not mail it in.” —Larry Elder

Belly Laugh of the Day
“Language learning app Duo Lingo announced this week that it will be rolling out a new language called ‘Kamala Harris’ to help people understand the former Vice President.” —The Babylon Bee