Non Compos Mentis
“Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran.” —Tucker Carlson

From the Loony Left
“Tucker Carlson said Trump might use nukes on Iran after the midterms. And that it’s the Israelis who are pushing us to do it. He has excellent sources inside WH. This is exactly what we predicted.” —“The Young Turks” host Cenk Uygur

“I have no idea. I honestly have no idea.” —Alaska Senate candidate Mary Peltola when asked by a reporter, “Is it possible that anybody in your campaign was potentially part of that conspiracy to plant Dan J. [Sullivan]?” 

“There are plenty of others out there in the Democratic Party coalition who ... oppose us, but at least they keep quiet with the full knowledge that we are ... perhaps the most important part of this coalition.” —Hasan Piker

“My name is Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed. And that name is just as American as Mike or Donald or whatever JD stands for.” —Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed

“There’s some structural work that needs to be done, including: We need to expand the Supreme Court. ... We need to fight ... for statehood for DC and Puerto Rico. ... We need to revisit the Electoral College.” —Kamala Harris

“We can’t count on this United States Supreme Court, with the exception of a few like Ketanji Brown Jackson.” —Kamala Harris

From the Reasonable Right
“The Democratic Party has now made clear its priorities: you must endorse and campaign with the Jew-hating, America-hating Senate Michigan candidate, or you are a traitor. Meet Haley Stevens, who just refused to bow the knee — and now will be summarily destroyed for it.” —Ben Shapiro

“If you want to see how the Democrats have lost regular, normal Americans, look at how they are treating Congresswoman Stevens for her refusal to back a guy who is sympathetic to those who attacked America on 9/11.” —Katie Pavlich

“Well a liberal white woman in Michigan is now learning what happens when you don’t bow down to the will of the Democratic Party.” —Nick Freitas

“All the people who believe we must put country over party are pretty pissed at a Michigan congresswoman for doing so.” —Erick Erickson

“Democrats are angrier at Haley Stevens for endorsing Mike Rogers than they were at Graham Platner for having raped his ex-girlfriend.” —Will Chamberlain

“So two days before the election Democrats are under investigation in Alaska for criminal fraud on the senate ballot, Ilhan Omar is poised to be deported for marrying her gay brother, & Democrat Haley Stevens just endorsed Republican Mike Rogers because Abdul El-Sayed hates Jewish people. What a finish, Dems!” —Clay Travis

“Republicans have driven Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens out of the GOP. Democrats have driven John Fetterman and Haley Stevens out of their party. What does that tell you about who really is the big tent that fights intolerance?” —Ari Fleischer

“Democracy dies in the darkness of Sharia law.” —Curtis Houck

“When every free thinker arrives at the same conclusion at the same time in the same words, well, then their thinking isn’t as free as they believe it is.” —Jeremy Boreing

“God does not sow confusion. The peace of moral clarity is one of His greatest gifts to mankind.” —Spencer Pratt

“We vote, we win. It’s that easy. Show up!” —Brilyn Hollyhand

Belly Laugh of the Day
“I was talking to my daughter, who’s four years old, and I said ... ‘I’d like you to identify maybe a couple of toys you’d like to donate here.’ So she brings me two of her brother’s toys. And I realized that despite my best efforts ... I have apparently raised a Democrat — stealing her brother’s toys to give to somebody else.” —Vice President JD Vance