From the Loony Left
“We don’t engage in retribution and revenge. We uphold and defend the rule of law.” —Maryland Rep. Jamie Raskin

“We have the mandate ... to tax the rich, to abolish ICE.” —New York Representative-elect Claire Valdez

“The campaign against us was one of the most hideous, most racist campaigns I think we’ve seen since 2008.” —Michigan Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed

“To me the most important thing is that the will of the people is heard and respected, and I think the popular vote is the way to do that.” —Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro

“The Big Beautiful Bill kicks in in January. So when people start losing their healthcare, don’t think that’s the f—ing Democrats. That was the motherf—ing Republicans.” —Charlamagne tha God

“If you think someone like myself is antisemitic, you might have lost the plot a long time ago. ... Although antisemitism has increased, its increase is a direct consequence of Israel ... falsely associating its violent actions with Judaism.” —Hasan Piker

From the Reasonable Right
“I don’t believe Jensen Huang got caught by a honeypot. His sympathy towards China has always been super suspect. This scandal is most likely CCP spy on spy action.” —Katie Pavlich

“For every story of a Chinese honeypot (spy) sleeping with a Congressman, CEO, or other high profile target — just remember there are 10X as many who’ve been compromised by Chinese intel ops you never hear about, either through target ignorance or desperation to hide it.” —Buck Sexton

“If you’re laughing about Charlie’s murder, or feeling good about Charlie’s murder, you’re acting within your rights. You’re free to be sadistic. But that’s exactly what you are. Your soul is sick. The only thing I wish for you is that you’d come to realize it — before it’s too late — and beg for God’s forgiveness.” —Seth Dillon

“You can absolutely jail your way to a peaceful society. Communists want you to believe the opposite because the more chaos there is, the more they can convince you to accept top-down authoritarian control.” —Spencer Pratt

“We fight because this country is worth fighting for. And we love it as much today as we did before the election. The USA and the West at large cannot be abandoned because of one bad night.” —Scott Jennings

Belly Laugh of the Day
“Following the news that Chinese agents had been engaging in widespread ‘honeypot’ operations across the United States for years, former Congressman Eric Swalwell was reportedly heartbroken to learn that Chinese intelligence had been seeing other people.” —The Babylon Bee