Belly Laugh of the Day

“When you hear of the two-tiered justice system I would argue that Hunter Biden is getting … the worst of it because his last name is Biden, not the other way around.” —Congressman Dan Goldman (D-NY)

Grand Delusions

“[Biden] deserves not only the thanks and appreciation but the support of the American people for what he’s been able to get done for us.” —Senator Ben Cardin (D-MD)

The BIG Lie

“On my watch, the deficit already has fallen by over $1 trillion — one trillion so far. I signed legislation to reduce the deficit by another trillion dollars over the next decade.” —Joe Biden

Demagogue

“The country should know the facts. They should know the choice between Bidenomics and MAGAnomics. … Look, their plan — MAGAnomics — is more extreme than anything America has ever seen before.” —Joe Biden

“I’m gonna get those gas prices down again, I promise ya.” —Joe Biden

Braying Jenny

“I’m still waiting on a thank-you note from [the Republican Party of New Mexico]. Way to use my call to action around #gunviolence as a fundraiser instead of using it as an opportunity for immediate action to save New Mexican lives.” —New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham

Observations

“It’s part of the upside-down political insanity of our times that parents are now being told they are not allowed to have sexually graphic books removed from their own public schools.” —Michael Reagan

“Is anyone in the Republican Party thinking about the big picture? Is anyone connecting the dots so Chamber of Commerce politicians can appreciate how balancing the budget by cutting spending isn’t going anywhere if we don’t stop the government from controlling our children?” —Gary Bauer

“A recent Fox News poll shows that 61% of Americans don’t think our current president has the mental soundness to serve as president, while only 36% say he does. Ever wondered what percentage of the American people can be categorized as low-information voters? There’s your answer: 36%.” —Douglas Andrews

“Democrats only like illegal immigrants when they’re in someone else’s backyard.” —Brian Mark Weber