Demo-gogues

Barack Obama: “I don’t think that Mr. Putin has the same values that we do.”

This Week’s ‘Braying Jackass’ Award

Barack Obama on Syria: “I’m less concerned about style points – I’m much more concerned about getting the policy right.”

The BIG Lie

Howard Dean on Obama’s Syria speech: “I actually thought – first of all, it was what the American people wanted to hear, which is really important. … You can argue about putting the speech together and all that stuff, but the American people are going to see that this president is in tune with them and that is important.”

Village Idiots

John Kerry: “The Russian delegation has put some ideas forward, and we’re grateful for that. We respect it.”

From the ‘Non Compos Mentis’ File

Joe Biden: “I think John Kerry has been one of the best secretaries of state so far in the history of the United States of America.”

Short Cuts

Comedian Jay Leno: “Hey, can you tell I’ve lost some weight? I’m on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch. That’s how it works.”