A high-school student at Dinwiddie High School in Virginia was forced to remove a t-shirt depicting “Duck Dynasty” star Si Robertson with the words “I Will Hurt You Physically and Metaphysically” because officials deemed it too “threatening.”

“If you are a ‘Duck Dynasty’ fan you understand the meaning of the shirt,” said superintendent David Clark. “But if you haven’t watched ‘Duck Dynasty’ you may question if the shirt implies violence. As a school division, we would like to keep our slogans on student shirts as non-violent as possible.”

At least our children will be kept safe from Uncle Si.