“At least five unusually persistent Iowans have managed to sign up for health insurance on the government’s balky new online marketplace,” reports the Des Moines Register. These five intrepid heroes were undaunted by lengthy online wait times or the abundant “glitches” that dot the Healthcare.gov landscape. Hawaiians weren’t so lucky, however. Software problems have kept the total number of enrollees on the islands to zero. And we spent $93.7 million for the system.