A South Carolina woman was robbed by a male acquaintance recently and she told police that he took two movies she checked out from the library and, worse, her "Obama Phone." Evidently, the Spartanburg Police Department's report was the first such official reference to an "Obama Phone" though the term isn't new. What the woman failed to realize, however, is that the thief was taking Obama's message of income inequality to heart -- he never got his own Obama Phone and therefore had to close the gap.