As envirofascists celebrate Earth Day by amassing large carbon footprints jetting around the world demanding more limits to greenhouse gas emissions, today marks a meteorological record -- though not in the way alarmists would expect. The United States has not recorded a single death by a tornado so far this year -- the latest since NOAA's Storm Prediction Center began keeping track in 1950. The previous record was April 21, 2002. This year's tornado season is also off to a historically slow start. But no matter: Al Gore says climate skeptics are "immoral, unethical and despicable." For what? Not spinning the facts?