Life in Obamaville just got a little tougher. A life-sized statue of the president was stolen from the front porch of a Pennsylvania woman's home, before turning up on a park bench holding a near-empty bottle of alcoholic iced tea. The woman panicked and reported the $1,200 statue missing, saying, "I couldn't breathe, and I had to go to the hospital." No word on her status under ObamaCare, but we're pretty sure the ER is the wrong place to report stolen property. Fortunately, the statue was returned, reportedly after it had finished a round of golf.
