Politics

Dreams of My Election

A rebuttal of Clinton's bizarre assertions about Trump, groping, and the second presidential debate.

Mark Alexander · Aug. 28, 2017

Seriously, Clinton actually wrote this…

In advance of the release of Hillary Clinton’s latest book — full of excuses for why she lost the 2016 election — she leaked this creepy assertion: “It was the second presidential debate and Donald Trump was looming behind me. Two days before, the world heard him brag about groping women. Now we were on a small stage and no matter where I walked, he followed me closely, staring at me, making faces. It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled.”

After expressing how intimidated she was, she then claims regret that she did not say, “You can’t intimidate me, so back up.”

I have three observations about this waste of paper (probably funded by Russia and printed in China):

  1. Her 400-page book is hilariously titled, “What Happened.” Even the most dullard political observer could explain what happened in just two words: “Hillary Clinton.”

  2. Given the fact she’s maintained a sham marriage to serial rapist Bill Clinton for the last 42 years, one would think she was, by now, immune to “skin crawl.”

  3. Despite Trump’s aforementioned obscene remarks (which could just have easily been attributed to Bill Clinton) I’m pretty sure that one thing NOT on Trump’s mind when standing behind Hillary Clinton on stage was “groping.” Perhaps he was following her around in order to catch her if she passed out.

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