The Gipper: “We who live in free market societies believe that growth, prosperity and ultimately human fulfillment are created from the bottom up, not the government down.”

Throwing stones from glass houses: “I think [Donald Trump is] morally unfit to be president.” —James Comey, hawking his political hackery book

Braying Jackass: “I’d like a lot fewer American adults and a lot fewer American children being killed by guns every single day. … Our nation values our guns more than we value our kids. And our kids are paying a real price for that.” —Obama’s Education Secretary Arne Duncan

Alpha Jackass: “When [Republicans] repeat lie after lie after lie to further their political agenda or to protect people they want in power, then they do incredible damage to our Republic. More damage than ISIS has ever done to America.” —ABC News’ Matthew Dowd

The BIG Lie: “Our first responsibility … when we take back the House will be what it was when we took back the House in ‘06, and that is to make the future better for the American people. That is our purpose. A better deal, better jobs, better pay, better future is our theme and our purpose. … We take an oath to protect and defend the Constitution, and that is our responsibility and we honor it.” —Nancy Pelosi

Well, bye: “I don’t even know how to talk about the last year under our new administration. But racism is much more alive and well than people thought. We can’t deny it anymore. … There are a lot of times when I look at my kids and I’m like, If this continues, I might have to [emigrate]. Because the last thing I want is for my children to feel unsafe.” —actress Charlize Theron

And last… “If investigators prefer informal interviews instead of grand juries, as Comey said he did with Hillary, then why is Mueller doing the opposite with Trump? It still seems like the FBI and DoJ rolled over for Hillary, while Mueller is being tough with Trump.” —Ari Fleischer