Isn’t life so much better now than it was under Donald Trump? No more mean tweets! Finally, the adults are in charge! Joe Biden finally achieved his dream of being president after 50 years in politics, accomplishing nothing. Now he holds the levers of power in the greatest nation in the world.

Okay, maybe we’re not so great anymore. In just 12 years, we “suddenly” discovered we’re the most racist country on the planet. How did we live in such ignorance for so long? I thought we were doing pretty good with race relationships in America. Congress passed the Voting Rights Act and the Civil Rights Act, all without any Democrat votes.

But after fighting against civil rights for blacks for so long, “suddenly” the Democrats became their savior! I’m not sure how that happened; I was busy in Vietnam. I think it happened because President Johnson said, We’ll take care of you. And ladies, if you have babies, we’ll provide for you also as long as the father is not involved. If you want to terminate the life of your unborn child, we’ll take care of that too!

Just like that, the Democrats were no longer the party of slavery. They were no longer the party that fought for and maintained segregation for decades. They’d “seen the light” and now they were all about equality … sort of. We elected the first African American president, twice. We had achieved a nearly level playing field. Sure, we still had a way to go, but we had made progress.

But Barack Obama told us we weren’t there yet. Cops were racist! If we questioned any of his many unconstitutional power grabs, we were racist too. Michelle Obama had never been proud of her country until Barack was elected. Later, she felt trapped living in the White House. Even all of their many trips around the world on taxpayer money did not lift the oppression she felt as first lady.

Now, Biden picks up where Obama left off. That’s if he can remember where he left off, or where he is, or who the president or his sister or his wife is. Being president is hard work! It’s good he can go home to Delaware or to his beach home so he doesn’t have to be reminded of the events taking place here and abroad. Wars, crime, inflation — forget those. Let him rest on the weekends.

Sure, the economy is almost in the toilet. Gas, food, housing, literally everything costs more. Yes, there’s the war in Ukraine that Biden inadvertently (my opinion) encouraged Putin to launch with his “limited” invasion comment. Sure, Afghanistan was a disaster, but that was Trump’s fault. Somehow.

Now Biden wants to Build Back Better. We can do that by surrendering to our enemies, destroying our economy, opening our borders, bringing more drugs into the country, and with more human trafficking. All of this will make America better.

Yes, more Americans will die of drug overdoses (100,000+ last year). Our healthcare system and schools will be overwhelmed with several million illegal immigrants from over 150 different countries. Wages will be depressed, especially for minorities. But all things considered, we’re doing pretty good, right?

How could it possibly get any better than this? I have a suggestion. Vote out of office every one of these morons who can’t run a lemonade stand, let alone a country like America.

Something to think about?