
Columnist.
This past year was a goldmine of firsts. Below are just some of the epochal moments registered by the newspaper of broken record.
Kwanzaa emerged not from Africa, but from the FBI's COINTELPRO. It is a holiday celebrated exclusively by idiot white liberals.
Evidently now we're supposed to open our doors to everyone who lives in Afghanistan.
It's discrimination on the basis of race — and only discrimination on the basis of race — that is forbidden by our Constitution.
We have to get to the bottom of who chose Herschel Walker. OH! Look — it was Donald Trump.
For the past half-century, it's whites who've been bringing lawsuit after lawsuit for being rejected.
Leeching as a medical treatment is not based on the leech's inherent nobility. Trump was a desperation move.
The GOP doesn't need another one of its moronic "autopsies" of the party. The only thing we need now is an autopsy of Trump.
Liberals have been pushing their anything-but-prison plans forever.
For Democrats, protecting New Yorkers from violent attack is not the goal of law enforcement.
One thing polls will never do is overestimate a Republican's chances.
The bad news for New York is that unless Lee Zeldin is elected governor this November, there is no hope.
Asylum-seekers learn their lines by memorizing scripts given to them by immigration activists and lawyers.
Asylum is nothing but a conveyer belt to bring the worst people on Earth to our shores.
Vineyard residents would LOVE to be sort of a — what's the word? — "sanctuary" for illegals. Really, they would. But that won't be possible.
Dennis and Lee Horton spent 27 years in prison for a horrific armed robbery murder.
"If it bleeds, it leads" has been replaced with "No stories that would make black people — or more to the point, white liberals — feel uncomfortable."
The worst thing to do when facing a psychogenic outbreak is give it attention and support.
Rather than fight crime, the agency has turned itself into the wingman for "Defund the Police." That could get you and your family killed.
This fall, the Democrats will try to convince you that they support the police.